We were invited to a Wedding Reception this afternoon. I am divorced and hold all things matrimonial in total disdain. I took our 6-year old daughter to see War of the Worlds while my partner went to the wedding shindig. After the movie, I was in a Sc-Fi kind of mood, so I slipped The day the Earth Stood Still into the DVD player, and took out the Fog Machines for cleaning.
After clearing the lines, I fired up the three machines. My partner got home just in time to see "White Smoke" billowing out of the front windows of the house. You can imagine the rest.