Thread: What if.... MonsterMud Vandal?

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What would happen if the vandals got ahold of the recipie for Monster Mud? If it were possible to be combined with TP-ing stuff, help us all!

Vandalism that's harder to clean up, and lasts as well as some of our props. This could be like North Korea getting nuclear bombs. We must go beat them up as a pre-emptive action to protect our holiday!

Or maybe this really isn't as scary as I think, and it's just another way to give a "white christmas" to some of the houses that just decorate Crassmoose way too much.

I want a hearse.

The ancient Egyptians figured out putting straw in with mud made better bricks and some of this work is still around today!
Then they wove a heavy cloth, sort of like burlap and "Mudded" this in place and made even stronger stuff!
The same reason that I mix a little steel rebar in with my concrete, I also mix in steel when using plywood, it really fools the vandals and makes them seem real weak when something doesn't break.
"But it's just WOOD!?"
I like "Building" , bit I don't like "Fixing", so steel it is!
(This frees me up to create new stuff!)

"My Insanity is well-respected, until they wiggle free and become a stringer for a tabloid"

I'm confused! Is this or is this not HUMOR???

Sorry, I digressed away from "Humor".
"Monster Mud " itself can be funny, but not if it appears in MY Pants!
In someone else's pants? Then it's real funny!

This had originally been intended along the lines of a weapons race thing. Employing rather pointless scare tactics like were being used forever about stuff like:

Russia - Nearly as many Nuclear weapons as we had
N. Korea - Nuclear weapons
Iraq - Weapons of Mass Destruction
Terrorists - Dirty bombs
Terrorists - Airline tickets (?)
Vandal - Monster mud

We have monster mud and many other fun things. Vandals have Eggs, TP, Bolognia, Soap... If the holiday vandals get ahold of Monster mud, they could be even more damaging in their vandalism!

It was supposed to be a joke. I was tired. Joke tanked. I let joke die the well deserved painful death of being ignored and forgotten.

What can I say, it was a great joke.............................................. ...............FOR ME TO POOP ON!

Eh, screw you guys. If anybody needs me, I'll be hiding in the Props section.

Sounds like a late night epiphiny...

LOL, no wonder you jumped my chit Frizzen--cause YOU was one of those happy strayers yourself. hehe now THAT'S funny!