Thread: This one cracked me up!

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A bald man with a wooden leg gets
invited to a Halloween party. He
doesn't know what costume to wear
to hide his head and his leg so he
writes to a costume company to
explain his problem.

A few days later he received a
parcel with the following note:

Dear Sir,

Please find enclosed a pirate's
outfit. The spotted handkerchief
will cover your bald head and,
with your wooden leg, you will
be just right as a pirate.

Very truly yours, Acme Costume
Co.

The man thinks this is terrible
because they have emphasized
his wooden leg and so he writes
a letter of complaint. A week goes
by and he receives another parcel
and a note, which says:

Dear Sir,

Please find enclosed a monk's habit.
The long robe will cover your
wooden leg and, with your bald head,
you will really look the part.

Very truly yours, Acme Costume Co.

Now the man is really upset since
they have gone from emphasizing
his wooden leg to emphasizing his
bald head so again he writes the
company another nasty letter of
complaint. The next day he gets
a small parcel and a note, which
reads:

Dear Sir,

Please find the enclosed bottle
of molasses. Pour the molasses
over your bald head, stick your
wooden leg up your ass and go
as a caramel apple.

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Dr. Frederick Van Frankenstein – "That's FRONK-en-steen!": "You know, I don't mean to embarrass you, but I'm, ah, rather brilliant surgeon. Perhaps I could help you with that hump."

Igor: "What hump?"

lol,lol,lol,lol, good one!

Hush ,little baby ,don't say a word and never mind that noise you heard,it's just the beast under your bed, in your closet, in your head!

ROFLMAO I loved that one!



I could feel the soft, shivering touch of the lips on the sensitive skin of my throat, and the hard dents of two sharp teeth, there I closed my eyes in langorous ecstasy and waited, waited with beating heart-Bram Stoker

ahhh thats a knee-slapper

"Kid-nap Mr.Santy Claus, Beat him with a stick, Lock him up for 90 years see what makes him tick..."

The Necrophillac awaits, in the dead of the night.

"My Insanity is well-respected, until they wiggle free and become a stringer for a tabloid"

Originally Posted by _freak_duck_

ahhh thats a knee-slapper

"Kid-nap Mr.Santy Claus, Beat him with a stick, Lock him up for 90 years see what makes him tick..."

A Knee-slapper with a wooden leg. Watch for slinters.......

Well that's just one of the normal straight street jokes, but I like it

LOL! I thought I have heard all of the Halloween jokes! I guess I was wrong!

Hey Howlyn,

Just wanted to let you know that I told a couple of people your joke and they loved it...I gave you credit and I am sure it is going to be a classic!!! Keep 'em coming...you have a great sense of humor!!!

Heheheh. Funny visual.