You might be a home haunter if...

Your kids prefer Monster Mudd to Peanut Butter and Jelly.


You might be a home haunter if...

That the local jogging club is jealous that your FCG can be seen better at night than them.

... you sent your friends today an invitation to a "real spooky Halloweenparty" in 2030 - before you are walling yourself in your cellar.

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You might be a home haunter if eveybody in town knows "Your house", and when strangers stop and ask how to find your house from some little old lady on the street she screams and gets goofy and says,"Don't Go There!" (and means it!)
Yes this did happen here. The lady was not my Mother.

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"My Insanity is well-respected, until they wiggle free and become a stringer for a tabloid"

You might be a home haunter if .........

YOUR the FRIGHTMASTER.......

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Some days, it's not even worth chewing through the restraints....

... you have to really think about whether you're going to spend your last $20 on medicine or a sheet of polystyrene.

... you know what polystyrene is.

Marksin - rotflmao.

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...you see potential for props being made from the guts of those lousy "BooBah" toys, now that they've gone to clearance for $6 (picked up two - can't wait to "skin 'em!"

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Hell is an eternity of getting up at 4am to nothing but decaf coffee...
- Professor Ashfield

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you spend more time with your props then your family....you watch people die in horror movies and say cool.....you store your blood when you get a cut for next halloween.......you like to say can i have the parts to a mortician.......you know every epitath in the nearby graveyards

You spend more time in the Toy section of stores than your kids. They tell you it's time to move on, and you say "5 more minutes!". You buy more toys to hack than they do to play with.

You watch horror movies just to see how well they did the murder scenes.... You start complaining loudly when the blood doesn't spray realistically, or it's the wrong color, or the stab wounds change sides, or... You take notes about how to make parts of the movie into a prop. Your g/f who loves horror movies starts getting more and more annoied about it. "Gah, stop that and just watch the movie!!! No, I don't care if they used appliances or liquid latex to do that!"

You say something is "More fun than a barrel full of toxic monkeys"

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You take paint strip samples to the grave yard so you can get just the right color for your tombstones.

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you tp your own house at halloween
you go to a halloween store in new york and they know your name
you really have skeletons in your closet in 5 assorted types corpseifyed cacooned ghost charred and slimed
you collect human skulls you go to a yard sale and walk out with all the electrocics