Thread: You might be a home haunter if.....

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You might be a home haunter if you are told twice in one night that dragging a shoves on concrete is more annoing than it is scary.

you tell your 2 year old ... monsters do live under the bed. Please leave him alone there's no room left in the shed.

You might be a home haunter if.......
:Your hair is all matted and tangled and when someone tells you to brush/comb it you say "I can't. It's part of next year's costume."
:You don't clear spider webs away for their "hauntability" possibilties.
:If your cds could be played backwards, they'd play haunted house sounds.


"The Big Boo, and an official self-proclaimed home haunter! You guys know me! You guys understand me! I love you guys! Ha!"

Originally Posted by naberhoodhaunts

you might be a home haunter....
if your wife finds you on the internet at 3 am and askes are you looking at porn and you say no prop building ideas on the halloweenforum website.

Your wife WISHES you were looking at porn on the Internet at 3 am instead of HF.com...

Originally Posted by tekcor1

your wife wishes you were looking at porn on the internet at 3 am instead of hf.com...

bwahahaha!

Originally Posted by Marksin

If you have to go on depression medication on november first of every year.

Haunted Display

LOL (that would be me haha)

...you have a cd made up of halloween songs and creepy haunted noises for your trick or treaters, yet you listen to it in your car anyway (even not during october)

that would be me btw haha

... you plan your corpse bride's wedding with more attention to detail than your own.

... no matter what the situation, you find yourself irresistably drawn to the color orange.

I don't have time to read through all pages, but mine is:

If you start planning for next year's Halloween on November 1st.

Doto - HAHAHA! Priceless.

YMBAHHI you find that real spiders have webbed some of your props saving you the trouble.