If you don't mow your grass after Sept 1st...

If you have extra outlets and Circuits built into the outside of the house...

If you can't park your car in the garage because of the "Creature Shop"

RandalB

How did you know?

You might be a home haunter if you consider getting a shed built to hold the lawn mower so you can store props in the garage and your running out of room?

You might be a home haunter if.....
:You're kind of a white see-through color-even if you're not a ghost
:The only thing you can say at night is "boo".
:You want to move to the attic or basement because "it's more hauntable"
:You refuse to come into direct sunlight
:Your house is decorated for halloween year round
:You can walk through walls with ease
:Neighbors complain that your presence spooks their pets
:Your hands are always ice cold even when it's warm out
:It's a hobby of yours to go from room to room rattling chains
:When friends tell ghost stories you say "I did that once!"

You know you're a home haunter.....when you walk into someone's house, see a random item and unconsciously think, "I could sooooo use that next year...."

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"He has my father's eyes."
"Gomez, take those out of his mouth!"

... That's weird. I get those too. I thought I was the only one. I get dreams where my mom or aunt wake me up and they say. "You slept all day and night and you asked us not to wake you up." On the dream topic though, I had one a few nights ago where I was back in my old house and it was haunted by a girl whose father had killed her in my old room. I knew I was dreaming and memorized the girl's name, but it was like the dad wouldn't let me wake up. I've had dreams before about this girl and I tried google-ing her name, but I haven't found anything.

Also, you might be a home haunter if you sleep upside down hanging from the ceiling.

.....if you hurt your back right before Halloween and as your dragging yourself back to the car after seeing the doctor, you realize you'll have to be a corpse this year 'cause this walk is perfect.

...if your son and his friend set you up with a play date with the friend's mom to decorate for Halloween.

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"Sic gorgiamus allos subjectatos nunc"..."We gladly feast on those who would subdue us". Not just pretty words." - Morticia Addams

... if you have 42 bins of Halloween stuff but are considering downsizing your three Christmas bins in order to make room for more Halloween bins.

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I would rather sit on a pumpkin and have it all to myself than be crowded on a velvet cushion. ~Henry David Thoreau

Speaking from experience...

You might be a home haunter if you walk into Home Depot on Oct. 29th and the door greeter addresses you by your first name and says, "Isn't this your fourth time in here today?"

Speaking from experience...

You might be a home haunter if you've ever Gorilla Glued your socks to your bare feet at 9:30 in the morning.

- Yes, it really happened
- Yes, Gorilla Glue DOES take about 4 hours to set up
- Yes, I should have been wearing shoes
- No, it wasn't particularly pleasant