Halloween Forum

Halloween Chat

 
Go Back   Halloween Forum > Halloween > Haunted Humor

Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Search this Thread Display Modes

  #591 (permalink)  
Old 10-26-2009, 02:07 AM
RandalB RandalB is offline
Zombie
 
Join Date: Jun 2009
Posts: 13
Default

If you don't mow your grass after Sept 1st...

If you have extra outlets and Circuits built into the outside of the house...

If you can't park your car in the garage because of the "Creature Shop"

RandalB
Reply With Quote

Halloween
  #592 (permalink)  
Old 10-26-2009, 03:38 AM
Gate Keeper Gate Keeper is offline
Zombie
 
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: Painesvlle, Ohio
Posts: 12
Default Halloween

Quote:
Originally Posted by Sahri21 View Post
You have more Halloween decorations than Christmas.
How did you know?

You might be a home haunter if you consider getting a shed built to hold the lawn mower so you can store props in the garage and your running out of room?
Reply With Quote

Home haunting
  #593 (permalink)  
Old 10-26-2009, 04:06 AM
the big boo's Avatar
the big boo the big boo is offline
Ghost
 
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: Michigan
Posts: 6
Default Home haunting

You might be a home haunter if.....
:You're kind of a white see-through color-even if you're not a ghost
:The only thing you can say at night is "boo".
:You want to move to the attic or basement because "it's more hauntable"
:You refuse to come into direct sunlight
:Your house is decorated for halloween year round
:You can walk through walls with ease
:Neighbors complain that your presence spooks their pets
:Your hands are always ice cold even when it's warm out
:It's a hobby of yours to go from room to room rattling chains
:When friends tell ghost stories you say "I did that once!"
Reply With Quote

  #594 (permalink)  
Old 10-26-2009, 08:53 AM
Shadow Mistress's Avatar
Shadow Mistress Shadow Mistress is offline
The Great Pumpkin
 
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Florida
Posts: 482
Default

You know you're a home haunter.....when you walk into someone's house, see a random item and unconsciously think, "I could sooooo use that next year...."
__________________
"He has my father's eyes."
"Gomez, take those out of his mouth!"
Reply With Quote

  #595 (permalink)  
Old 10-29-2009, 08:17 PM
the big boo's Avatar
the big boo the big boo is offline
Ghost
 
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: Michigan
Posts: 6
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by ruggerz View Post
...you often have nightmares where you miss halloween.....

I hate these....


Ruggerz

... That's weird. I get those too. I thought I was the only one. I get dreams where my mom or aunt wake me up and they say. "You slept all day and night and you asked us not to wake you up." On the dream topic though, I had one a few nights ago where I was back in my old house and it was haunted by a girl whose father had killed her in my old room. I knew I was dreaming and memorized the girl's name, but it was like the dad wouldn't let me wake up. I've had dreams before about this girl and I tried google-ing her name, but I haven't found anything.

Also, you might be a home haunter if you sleep upside down hanging from the ceiling.
Reply With Quote

  #596 (permalink)  
Old 10-30-2009, 07:56 AM
Speed Demon Speed Demon is offline
Ghost
 
Join Date: Oct 2009
Posts: 4
Default

.....if you hurt your back right before Halloween and as your dragging yourself back to the car after seeing the doctor, you realize you'll have to be a corpse this year 'cause this walk is perfect.
Reply With Quote

  #597 (permalink)  
Old 10-30-2009, 08:10 AM
maleficent's Avatar
maleficent maleficent is offline
Skullboy Fanclub Pres.
 
Join Date: May 2007
Location: sacramento ca
Posts: 28,022
Default

...if your son and his friend set you up with a play date with the friend's mom to decorate for Halloween.
__________________
"Sic gorgiamus allos subjectatos nunc"..."We gladly feast on those who would subdue us". Not just pretty words." - Morticia Addams
Reply With Quote

  #598 (permalink)  
Old 10-30-2009, 04:25 PM
esotericobserver's Avatar
esotericobserver esotericobserver is offline
Ghost
 
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Orlando, FL
Posts: 7
Default

... if you have 42 bins of Halloween stuff but are considering downsizing your three Christmas bins in order to make room for more Halloween bins.
__________________
I would rather sit on a pumpkin and have it all to myself than be crowded on a velvet cushion. ~Henry David Thoreau
Reply With Quote

  #599 (permalink)  
Old 11-04-2009, 03:18 PM
Mitch Monster's Avatar
Mitch Monster Mitch Monster is offline
Ghost
 
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: Portland, Oregon
Posts: 4
Default

Speaking from experience...

You might be a home haunter if you walk into Home Depot on Oct. 29th and the door greeter addresses you by your first name and says, "Isn't this your fourth time in here today?"
Reply With Quote

  #600 (permalink)  
Old 11-04-2009, 03:25 PM
Mitch Monster's Avatar
Mitch Monster Mitch Monster is offline
Ghost
 
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: Portland, Oregon
Posts: 4
Default

Speaking from experience...

You might be a home haunter if you've ever Gorilla Glued your socks to your bare feet at 9:30 in the morning.

- Yes, it really happened
- Yes, Gorilla Glue DOES take about 4 hours to set up
- Yes, I should have been wearing shoes
- No, it wasn't particularly pleasant
Reply With Quote
Reply

Bookmarks

Thread Tools Search this Thread
Search this Thread:

Advanced Search
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On







All times are GMT -8. The time now is 03:58 AM.



HalloweenForum.com