Thread: You might be a home haunter if.....

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HGTV PROFILES YOU IN EXTREME hALLOWEEN

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As I have actually done.....
Gone through a haunted attraction and explained to the operators how to do things better.

1,2 Freddy's coming for you 3,4 better lock the door 5,6 make a crucifix 7,8 better stay up late 9,10 never sleep again.

Know exactly what chemicals will glow under a black light.

1,2 Freddy's coming for you 3,4 better lock the door 5,6 make a crucifix 7,8 better stay up late 9,10 never sleep again.

go to halloween horror nights and can tell EVERY time when a guy is going to pop out. well, one was original in the vampire castle, the guy was hooked up to a bungie rig and was litarally running and twirling across the tops of the walls, it was awsome.


//^..^//
demons to some, angels to others

Why go to an attraction where you know things will be happening. I hate that. The guy running along the walls sounds cool though. I wonder if I can di it in my house.

1,2 Freddy's coming for you 3,4 better lock the door 5,6 make a crucifix 7,8 better stay up late 9,10 never sleep again.

...you keep running into old, separated friends that you haven't seen for exactly one year...on Oct. 31st!

Wolfman

If you go to a flee market and people hold things they know you will use for a prop.

1,2 Freddy's coming for you 3,4 better lock the door 5,6 make a crucifix 7,8 better stay up late 9,10 never sleep again.

if you've ever pulled over on the shoulder of a busy highway, risked life and limb crossing the busy highway on foot only to discover the bright bit of orange plastic you glimpsed out your car window was not a Halloween decoration but a stinkin' Tide laundry soap jug [}] !

You have the electrician out to wire in more [u]outdoor</u> sockets.
More so if you need an additional breaker box.

You have more spare black light bulbs than regular ones.

If you are male, you have gotten the "aren't you in the wrong store" look in a fabric and/or craft store.

If you are female, you have gotten the same look in the component section of Radioshack.

You understand the term TOT.

You watch Dexter's lab for ideas.

You consider how any landscaping will effect your haunt.

You have ever modeled a prop in 3D CAD.

~P.F.

"I take it from that little impressed noise that you are interested in purchasing that matter transporter, sir."

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