Thread: You might be a home haunter if.....

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YMBAHHI you put more attention to detail in your haunt decor than your house.

You might be a home haunter if :when your kid knocks an oscilating fan off the shelf and breaks one of the blades you dont get mad but excited for another moving head prop.

you might be a home haunter if u purposly put on a scream mask and call people just because your bored lol

Originally Posted by LHALLOW

you complain that you don't have enough money for the bills as your heading out to buy more props.

"Beware the Jabberwock, my son! The jaws that bite, the claws that catch! Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun the frumious Bandersnatch!"

Thanks for the post

You intentionally don't dust all year so you can create that "abandoned" look inside. Yes, it's just an excuse to not dust, but it works! Ditto for leaving the cobwebs up all year.

You might be a home haunter if when you go to buy a new vheical your main questions aren't about mpg but how much prop materal you can fit in it.

You consider perspective careers baised on what you'll be able to take home at the end of the day for your props.

When October comes around your carpet is more flour and paper then carpet.

when you can't sleep at night if you haven't done something to a prop.

When the people at home depot have stopped asking if you need any help and just watch you from a distance

You have more Halloween decorations than Christmas.

You tell the realtor that the front yard is big enough to hold 30 tombstones,three gravegrabbers,pirateship with crew and plugin's for two compressors and 20 spots.

Originally Posted by divinedragon7

when you can't sleep at night if you haven't done something to a prop.

You might be a home haunter if you can't sleep unless you do "something" to your props.

Originally Posted by ladygrimm

You intentionally don't dust all year so you can create that "abandoned" look inside. Yes, it's just an excuse to not dust, but it works! Ditto for leaving the cobwebs up all year.

LOL I did that with everyone in the house "don't dust anything for a while".

Also don't mow or collecting my leaves even when they blow in through the door.