Thread: You might be a home haunter if.....

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You might be a home haunter if you consider buying a hearse just so it add's some authenticity to your haunt, then drive it around all year. And your not a mortician.

You might be a home haunter if you collect dead spiders year round. Not that I would do that because my hubby squishes them when I get all freaked out by them. The squished ones just don't make good decorations.

Originally Posted by Madame Turlock

You might be a home haunter if you collect dead spiders year round. Not that I would do that because my hubby squishes them when I get all freaked out by them. The squished ones just don't make good decorations.

I like that one.

You might be a home haunter if your attic scared the electrition when he went up to do the rewiring and we forgot about all the corpsed bodies and bags of human remains stored up there. And just a coffin or two ..............Ooppps

You might be a home haunter if you decide now is the time to start letting the dust collect in the house to give your decorating that "authentic" look. (I wonder if Martha Stewart does that!)

So true, I have starting letting the cobwebs in my party barn build up and grow, and my friend killed a spider I was letting live in the bathroom, I was so upset LOL.......I told him that was one of my props

Originally Posted by Obcessedwit

and my friend killed a spider I was letting live in the bathroom, I was so upset LOL.......I told him that was one of my props

What's this? You don't have your own pet tarantula yet?

1. you don't have video of your kids opening their holiday present but you DO have video of them trick or treating

2. Your yearly professional family photo consists of your family in their halloween costumes.

3. You buy your kids toys knowing that when they are bored with them you can use them in your props.

I am proud to say i am guilty of all three.

Originally Posted by Madame Turlock

You might be a home haunter if you decide now is the time to start letting the dust collect in the house to give your decorating that "authentic" look. (I wonder if Martha Stewart does that!)

If this is true then my wife is ALREADY and expert haunter. HA!

Originally Posted by Madame Turlock

You might be a home haunter if you decide now is the time to start letting the dust collect in the house to give your decorating that "authentic" look. (I wonder if Martha Stewart does that!)

hahhahahhahhahhaa thought i was the only one!!!!