Thread: You might be a home haunter if.....

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You might be a home haunter if....you have a hearse and it's sitting on blocks.

Sounds more like a Redneck Home Haunter

...if your favourite aftershave is reminiscent of woodstain, with undertones of epoxy resin.

You might be a home haunter if you have bloody clothes on the line to dry and your neighbors don't even ask.

Sounds like something I'd try. Oh wait... I do! lol

If you have ever just made up a story to tell the clerk at the local hardware store because you are tired of the weird looks and/or explaining your need for chicken wire, pvc pipe, and resin!

...if you covet your neighbor's pink foam.

...if you have ever tried to calculate how many skull pavers you can get per 50 lb. sack of quicrete.

...if you have ever bought several used back massagers, on the same day, from different sources.

...if you've wondered whether you can make the Axworthy go all the way around your house.

...if you see a helmet, a backpack, some PVC, and a camera tripod and automatically think STALK AROUND!

...you look at an automatic can opener and think, "I can use that..."

....you check the calendar and think, "Yes! Only 85 day till Autumn!"

...If your pumpkin patch is starting to invade your neighbor's garden, but he's too scared to do anything about it.

...if you enjoy having nightmares...


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