Thread: You might be a home haunter if.....

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Princess, that is to funny. love it. lol

You know your a home haunter if your as cheap as spam.

If you have no cash and spend what little income tax money you have building props instead of buying food

Originally Posted by TheGothicPrincess

People get scared at your house and it is only April.


True story, my friends came over and in the bathroom there was a latex arm in the tub, where I had been washing the dirt off it, before boxing it up with some of the Halloween stuff.
She goes in and screams, then comes out laughing holding the arm, and says I know you are into halloween, but geez in April.

Ha this happened to me in febuary when I was wirking on
my clown prop. I had it on motion sensor and it went off at 1 in the
mourning while having a sleepover.

lol@calloween.

you watch peoples faces when you drive down the road with a coffin with a skeleton on the back seat....

You get divorced and the biggest argument is not about the kids but who gets what prop and which house from the dept 56 village.

Your favorite thing about 'All Saints' Day' is the little bits of spilled candy on the driveway, starting right where the "tree-shaker" gag is, and trailing all the way back to the street... Heh-heh...

You might be a home haunter if your wife tells you in November "If you don't put away that FCG right now and come carve this bird..."

you just read all 51 pages of these....twice... (seriously, it took me half of my work shift)