Thread: You might be a home haunter if.....

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...if your neighbor see you carrying in a box wrapped in a blanket and asks if its a coffin.

And it is

You know you are a haunter when people ring your door bell to find a 3 axis talking skull welcoming them to your home.

there's a chaotic storage room in your house 364 days a year

you might be a home haunter....
if your wife finds you on the internet at 3 am and askes are you looking at porn and you say no prop building ideas on the halloweenforum website.

YMBAHHI a big roll of house wrap falls on your face, but you stop to make sure no props are broken (happened to me today).

Originally Posted by naberhoodhaunts

you might be a home haunter....
if your wife finds you on the internet at 3 am and askes are you looking at porn and you say no prop building ideas on the halloweenforum website.

I heard that one often!
If you read the building permits section and map out your route to go by there with your pick-up truck.

When a bike pump improvised pneumatic cylinder shoots through a TOTs head in your driveway on Oct 31, Yikes!!!

Originally Posted by djchrisbaker

When a bike pump improvised pneumatic cylinder shoots through a TOTs head in your driveway on Oct 31, Yikes!!!

That might make a pretty cool prop....

i think you guys are scary

People get scared at your house and it is only April.


True story, my friends came over and in the bathroom there was a latex arm in the tub, where I had been washing the dirt off it, before boxing it up with some of the Halloween stuff.
She goes in and screams, then comes out laughing holding the arm, and says I know you are into halloween, but geez in April.