You might be a home haunter if..... - Page 5

thehalloweenqn · #41 (**permalink**) 10-17-2004, 07:55 PM

OK, are you guys making fun of me?!?! lol these are great!

I could feel the soft, shivering touch of the lips on the sensitive skin of my throat, and the hard dents of two sharp teeth, there I closed my eyes in langorous ecstasy and waited, waited with beating heart-Bram Stoker

frizzen · #42 (**permalink**) 10-18-2004, 02:29 AM

The people at Lowes all know you by name.
-- But have given up and stopped asking what project you're working on.
---- They just call you "the crazy guy".
------ They aren't the only store that reacts this way to you.

I want a hearse.

blackwidow · #43 (**permalink**) 10-18-2004, 05:31 PM

You're idea of a romantic honeymoon is the week-long vacation to Castle Dracula in Transylvania

Widow's Gallery

barefootcountrygirl · #44 (**permalink**) 10-19-2004, 02:26 PM

You refuse to dust your house after June 1st, because you're saving up the cobwebs for Halloween.

Yagottawanna!

barefootcountrygirl · #45 (**permalink**) 10-19-2004, 02:29 PM

You go searching through the nearby woods for dead branches to add to your graveyard.

Yagottawanna!

barefootcountrygirl · #46 (**permalink**) 10-19-2004, 02:30 PM

You know the hours of every thrift shop for miles.

Yagottawanna!

barefootcountrygirl · #47 (**permalink**) 10-19-2004, 02:32 PM

You dig up your landscaping to get that big piece of black plastic out from under the dirt so you can hang it on your wall.

Yagottawanna!

barefootcountrygirl · #48 (**permalink**) 10-19-2004, 02:32 PM

This is too fun . . .

Yagottawanna!

Marksin · #49 (**permalink**) 10-24-2004, 05:15 PM

Man I have'nt looked at this thread for a while,some really good ones added!,keep em coming.

Haunted Display
http://halloweengallery.com/thumbnails.php?album=146

Marksin · #50 (**permalink**) 10-24-2004, 05:17 PM

shop at 'toy r us' to see what toys you can dissect to make moving props.

Haunted Display
http://halloweengallery.com/thumbnails.php?album=146