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Old 07-16-2008, 04:56 PM
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you might be a home haunter if the kids on the school bus call your house "The scary house,"
and your teen age daughter can't get a date because the boys are afraid they'll end up in your next display!
These are both the current state of things at my house.



Or you have a pile of assorted eyeballs that you bought from ebay rolling around on your desk(very cool investment!)
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Old 07-17-2008, 03:12 PM
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Default you might be a home haunter if

1. you know what H.H., M.M. , JOL, and ToT's means.
2. you can t wait to take your christmas stuff down cause you wanna put your halloween stuff back up.
3. half your christmas decorations are halloween themed.
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Old 07-17-2008, 03:52 PM
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You might be a home haunter if kids hold hands and run past you house in July. This just happened to me last night.
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You only go thru the Christmas decoration isle so you can find stuff to mutilate for your next Halloween display.

You get weird looks at work because you're listening to Midnight Syndicate in your office....and it's July!
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Old 07-20-2008, 04:11 AM
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You may be a home haunter when you think Halloween in July is a fabulous idea!
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Old 07-20-2008, 11:53 PM
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you become excited at the smell of sweat and latex (not sure about that one... might just be me)

you already know where all the underground utility lines in your yard are

discovering a pile of lumber left out for two years makes your spouse jealous

for all of the people looking, for all of the props looming - no one ever sees - you

you spend as much on scaring other peoples children as you do clothing yours for back to school

you debate not buying new clothing for your children "just this year" so as to get that really great prop

your spouse thinks your "cute" - everyone else runs screaming

your father in law loves your workbench

your mother in law thinks your nutters

youve met at least one neighbor, for the first time, on halloween night - because "no one should be screaming that much" and they had to see it for themselves.

orange and black are perfectly acceptable wedding colors
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Old 08-12-2008, 11:58 AM
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I love this thread!

YMBAHHI...
you get excited because your nephew finally got a job...at the Spirit store!

you do work on your house and time everything to be done before or after October but not during October

Both of these apply to me.
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