Thread: You might be a home haunter if.....

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You go to a haunted house just to critique their setup....Afterward you find the manager, tell them ways to make running improvents for this year... You're offered a job next year.

The previous thing is your life goal.

It's also the goal of your best friend.

I want a hearse.

when you wouldn't dare spend 100.00 on one suit of clothes but think a Haloween costume is a differant situtaion.
when you buy/make Nightmare before Christmas decore' to get ready for the merry season,

On all Hallows eve,when the moon is high,I get a little twinkle in my sweet green eyes,For I know haunts abound,with goblins and witches and just may leave you in tatters and stitches ,So careful as you enter my halloween crypt cause safty is the key and i got the neighbors whipped,HAHAHAA,
ISIS

does it count if you watch halloween movies like five times a day?

"Kid-nap Mr.Santy Claus, Beat him with a stick, Lock him up for 90 years see what makes him tick..."

You go out to visit all the other houses in town and either A)In every house, a handful of actors know you by name
B) The manager knows you and comps you in
C) They plead with you to work their haunt this year
D) You pretend they actually scared you
E) The actors leave you alone because YOU scare THEM

"The last thing you will hear on your way to hell, is your guts snappin' like a bullwhip!"

you and larry the administrator are the only one on the halloween forum at 250 am.

Haunted Display
http://halloweengallery.com/thumbnails.php?album=146

and grim grinnig ghost

Haunted Display
http://halloweengallery.com/thumbnails.php?album=146

Take time off of work to do more decorating and prop building for the big day in February.

1,2 Freddy's coming for you 3,4 better lock the door 5,6 make a crucifix 7,8 better stay up late 9,10 never sleep again.

Your Christmas tree is made of Cammo netting and decked out in black and orange!

"The last thing you will hear on your way to hell, is your guts snappin' like a bullwhip!"

You know exactly where to park the hearse.

1,2 Freddy's coming for you 3,4 better lock the door 5,6 make a crucifix 7,8 better stay up late 9,10 never sleep again.

You bought 8 wigs and you only have one head.

You just used all your makeup on your props.

You now have all your family speaking in code about bucky's instead of calling them skeletons.

You spend so much time at Home Depot. The salespeople have a bet on what your occupation is and here are the current occupations they bet on.. plumber, painter, craftsman, electrician, and gardner. Then they ask you so they can collect on the bets. Only to learn you are none of these.

You think in terms of epitaphs