If you scream in terror as your oldest son throws a huge armful of spanish moss onto the burn pile. (I was able to save most of it)

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THATS CLASSIC!!!!!!!!!!

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Whatta ya mean "no blood pressure, no pulse?"

... you stop on the freeway to pick up tombstone size pieces of pink extruded foam.

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Home is where my Haunt is!

Several people a week ask you:"Do you live in this house?" ..and you tell the truth and say "Yes!"
I had to prove to the HG TV network I lived here or they never would have put me on their show "Extreme Homes".
I will probably hold the record as being the poorest guy ever on that show! At least compared to the likes of a guy who's front door cost $800,000.oo! I was told! I never saw that episode myself.
My front door probably was worth .80 cents, I made my own hinges for it though but then I work too cheap.

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"My Insanity is well-respected, until they wiggle free and become a stringer for a tabloid"

If while picking out wedding dresses with your friend for her wedding this year, you keep imagining what they would look like dyed black or gray with a few rips in them

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Linus: You've heard about fury and a woman scorned?
Charlie Brown: Yes, I guess I have.
Linus: Well that is nothing compared to the fury of a woman who has been cheated out of tricks or treats!

You have more candy after halloween, because the kids dump there buckets and runnnnnn.




...true story!

that is a good one, and true. after tot night, i walk through to close things up, and i find candy the kids have dropped all over the place
cool avatar

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? coulrophobia ?
don't laugh, this fear is contagious

I had a woman one year literally trample her kid running away from the house. Then she screamed at me from across the street. Not a fan I guess


Thanks. That was 2 years ago. I was lazy that year

i had one of my kids scare a lady so bad she started chewing him out, [hey this is a spook house, what did she expect] as she walked away the kid went yeesss and did this arm down swing that showed he was pretty proud of himself. just for a second i was concerned i was going to have to talk to her, but then just had to chuckle. he bragged about that to everyone.

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? coulrophobia ?
don't laugh, this fear is contagious

Some people just have no "spirit". Get it...spirit...I'll move that to the humer section!