You might be a home haunter if..... - Page 35

RookieSpooker · #**341** (**permalink**) 04-09-2008, 09:46 AM

YMBAHHI you have ever made a special trip to the city dump to look for "parts", and you "...just don't care what they think"!

scream1973 · #**342** (**permalink**) 04-21-2008, 01:13 PM

Don't i wish.. our dump doesnt allow you to parts shop.

Aaron636r · #**343** (**permalink**) 04-21-2008, 06:48 PM

...you look at your neighbors house and see that he has a sprinkler system...MMmmm...PVC!!

hallorenescene · #**344** (**permalink**) 04-21-2008, 10:17 PM

the sales rep that comes at your work looks like he would make a great looking vampire, and he's hot as well. you tell him he would make a great vampire and he freaks for a moment and then remembers he did dress as one once. you bug him for pictures. each year the food show has a theme. last year was viva las vegas, this year saturday night fever. you sugest to the rep why not a halloween theme. he looks at me like i lost my mind, gives a sick little laugh [i'm thinking like i haven't been through this before and don't really care] and says and how would a halloween theme work [he's thinking like, yeah, right?] and you say why not hocus pocus and you see a flicker of a light at the end of the tunnel. i think he liked the idea, maybe he will suggest it. crossed fingers

Deathtouch · #**345** (**permalink**) 04-23-2008, 11:01 AM

My summer garden has peas, carrots, beans, and dead fred.

hallorenescene · #**346** (**permalink**) 04-23-2008, 08:39 PM

deathtouch, what is dead fred? sounds fun whatever!

Deathtouch · #**347** (**permalink**) 04-24-2008, 06:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hallorenescene

deathtouch, what is dead fred? sounds fun whatever!

Do a search for Drop Dead Fred

Deathtouch · #**348** (**permalink**) 04-24-2008, 06:15 AM

You might be a home haunter if your town's emergency tornado sirren now has been changed to sound like the one of the New War of the Worlds space craft sirrens.

hallorenescene · #**349** (**permalink**) 04-24-2008, 03:48 PM

uuhhmmm, i am sure my daughter knew dead fred growing up. i remember the movie now. did you really do that to the tornado siren?

dionicia · #**350** (**permalink**) 04-24-2008, 06:13 PM

You might be a Home Haunter if you have a slab of concrete poured just to have a place to store you cemetery pillars during the off season (like I did).