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Old 11-30-2007, 11:20 AM
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You buy your home decor on halloween...
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Old 11-30-2007, 01:07 PM
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...your spouse is afraid to leave you alone with decorations for any other holiday for fear of what you will turn them into...
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you go to a garage sale and can't look at ordinary objects without thinking how you can utilize them as a prop, and you ask, are there any halloween props you might like to put out. you go to a halloween store and say, have it, have it, have it. no one can give you halloween for christmas without asking first, because you might already have it.
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You have to limit your "decorating" because your fall has been really busy... and every trick-or-treater (and their parent) asks you where all the cool stuff is... and you end up having to promise them all it will be back next year to see them smile.
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Old 01-13-2008, 12:13 AM
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when you start a new job and the only day you insist on having off is halloween. all other holidays you won't mind working.
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Old 01-19-2008, 04:45 PM
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You enjoy shopping at the "Curbside Shop" for supplies
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You stop mowing the lawn and dusting six months before Halloween to give the place an "authentic look".
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Old 01-19-2008, 11:12 PM
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you are heading off to kmart a couple of days after halloween, and your husband makes you promise-no more halloween. and you promise. you do real good, reallly, you don't even go to that department so you can keep your promise, but, just as your hand hits the door to leave they announce-we are having a blue light special in halloween, 90 percent off. when your turn comes they call for help to mark down all the other customers because they would have quite a wait for you while a sales clerk is marking with your large cartfull. all the way home you are sweating bullets because it dawns on you--, addiction. when you walk in the house, your husband and his brother are laughing their buts off. they knew i couldn't do it. well, all right then.
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Old 01-22-2008, 03:54 PM
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you have nightmares all night and don't wake up
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Old 01-22-2008, 04:39 PM
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You have nightmares and keep a pen and paper on your nightstand so you can write them down for inspiration. :-)
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