Thread: You might be a home haunter if.....

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You think these are all compliments:
- grotesque
- horrid
- nasty
- disgusting
- festering
- putrid

I want a hearse.

you complain that you don't have enough money for the bills as your heading out to buy more props.

"Beware the Jabberwock, my son! The jaws that bite, the claws that catch! Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun the frumious Bandersnatch!"

You can't even find your CrassMoose tree, or any of the associated decorations for that; but, you can give exact locations for any halloween prop you own and detailed instructions of how to convert from storage to hant configuration.

I want a hearse.

(along with Marksin)

You have more photo albums of Halloween than your family, and will spend a month just putting them together.

You have way to many thoughts about differents ways to make the human body of TOT'ers into the following years props.

1,2 Freddy's coming for you 3,4 better lock the door 5,6 make a crucifix 7,8 better stay up late 9,10 never sleep again.

On Nov.1 you find there's been more candy dropped in your yard than you gave out.


I want a hearse.

You go to a friends funeral and secretly admire their casket.

You religously show up to work with your hands either stained or have remnants of great stuff on them.

You carry more pictures of your haunt in your bifold than pictures of your family.

Your 3 year old daughter would rather carry around one of your skeleton heads than a doll.

You relish the day you can build a muesolium not just for its asthetic value, but because you can use it year round to hold all your Halloween props.

Your postman carries Mace - not for the dogs on their route but because they are worried about your mental stability.





Life is full of choices - if you don't like your life - make better choices

You guys are priceless LOL!

Widow's Gallery

Anyone has ever said to you, "There's more to life than Halloween, you know!"

When you go to a haunted attraction you know the names and prices of all the props!.

Haunted Display
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