You might be a home haunter if..... - Page 27

frizzen · #**261** (**permalink**) 05-04-2007, 04:21 AM

You try to store your Buckys in the ACC boxes (with invoice), just incase something happens so you don't have to do as much explaining about the bodies to the police.

#**262** (**permalink**) 05-05-2007, 08:47 AM

You Know your a Home Haunter when: You come come and you find yellow Highlighter streaks on your monitor, and your spouse says they only highlighted the IMPORTANT parts. of the Forum Notes.

#**263** (**permalink**) 05-12-2007, 05:30 AM

You know your are a Home Haunter, When you are out in the middle of the day making faux grave mounds and go in the house for a break, then when you return to the project to find someone has stolen them, and you have to make a police report about it. And the cop is giving you the eye like you are the mask murderer they just profile on T.V.

michigal · #**264** (**permalink**) 05-12-2007, 07:13 AM

You might be a home haunter if:
1. Your neighbor gives people directions to his house by saying, "You know where the Halloween House is?" and the people actually do know what he's talking about.
2. You call someone for snowplowing and when they ask where you're at, you tell them, and they say, "The Halloween place?? We know exactly where you are."
3. Instead of having to shop at Curby's, people leave items you can use at your curb.

#**265** (**permalink**) 05-12-2007, 11:46 AM

you know you are a Home haunter when:
You lay down to take a nap, a you start to dream about all the cool props you want to make and all of a sudden your dream takes a twisted and the zombie 's and headless gory things start to chase you and in your dream you relize it all the people from the forum dressed up in their Halloween finest., lol

#**266** (**permalink**) 05-13-2007, 06:33 PM

You might be a Home Haunter when : You would rather look at McMaster-Carr, Lowes Catalogs, and Fright Catologs instead of Playboys.

chubacabra · #**267** (**permalink**) 06-07-2007, 09:38 AM

You might be a home haunter if you shovel the snow off your lawn and onto your sidewalk to make room for your display

UnOrthodOx · #**268** (**permalink**) 06-14-2007, 06:33 AM

You might be a home haunter if: You hear the kids fighting over a 'toy' in the basement, only to find out they've got into the storage room and are fighting over your skulls.

IshWitch · #**269** (**permalink**) 06-14-2007, 10:10 PM

You might be a home haunter if: You are planning your landscaping around your yard haunt areas!

the dogman · #**270** (**permalink**) 07-07-2007, 07:52 PM

noob here, and have i got some fun stories!

We have a dummy affectionately known as Chuck. Chuck swung from a cable from the roof to a front yard tree after being pushed out a 2nd story window. One halloween late in the evening, Chuck was thrust out the window by my mother, and the cable snapped. Chuck, 100lbs. of rags dressed in my fathers work uniform, plummeted to the ground headless. A childs screach of terror and an exploding candy bag was the FIRST response. My mom raced downstairs laughing to the point of tears only to find an ambulance and two police cars in the yard. She was restrained as EMTs tried to ”revive” Chuck with a defibulator. Forunately, for Chuck, she broke free and revieled that Chuck was never alive. The police didn't think this was as funny as my mom did. We can no longer send bodies off the roof, and our haunt is inspected every year the day before Halloween.

...police officers and other city official's complain about people calling about what you are doing.

...people avoid your house year round

...people frequently ask: 'what are you doing this year?'

...when you can laugh through a horror film thinking about how many people you can scare senseless when recreating some scenes

...when you can tell the year a picture was taken by the theme of your haunt

...when you kids are sent home for faking bruses from a fight that never happened