You might be a home haunter...
...if you openly discuss on the internet topics such as:

•Corpsing
•Where to find body parts
•How to build a Guillotine, Gallows or Electric Chair
•Bizarre, creative uses for foam heads, cheese cloth and pool noodles
and
•Cannibalizing Santa's reindeer

...without fear of being the subject of an FBI investigation.

Roger (excuse me, there's someone at the door)

"Rotting corpes make lovely fertilizer." -- The Dark Gardener

Any of your friends tell you that you should hold off on building props in February....

Stop thinking about a costume while at a funeral

Ask a delivery doctor if you can keep the afterbrth to use as a halloween prop (yes I did this too and it is funny to se the face of the doctor).

1,2 Freddy's coming for you 3,4 better lock the door 5,6 make a crucifix 7,8 better stay up late 9,10 never sleep again.

If you have to go on depression medication on november first of every year.

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No reason to. This is the best SALE day o fthe year. Go to the Halloween stores and get stuff for the following year.

1,2 Freddy's coming for you 3,4 better lock the door 5,6 make a crucifix 7,8 better stay up late 9,10 never sleep again.

There's Bucky skeletons under the tree on Christmas morning...

You know where all the fittings are located at the hardware store...

I go to the Halloween stores and party city at least every other day just to see if there is anything new.

Happy Haunting!!!

You have more pictures of your haunts than your family.

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People ask when your going to take down your Halloween decorations and you respond with what decorations?

1,2 Freddy's coming for you 3,4 better lock the door 5,6 make a crucifix 7,8 better stay up late 9,10 never sleep again.

Your power meter spins like a buzz saw every Halloween!.

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You pinch pennies to get the best prices for props and suppies,but will pay top price for a haunted house.

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