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    Deathtouch is offline Annoying Haunter
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    Sorry, for some reason I had two of the same thing come up. I don't know how to delete this one, so I will just make something up on this.
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    Deathtouch is offline Annoying Haunter
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    Ok, I got a good one now.

    You know you might be a home haunter if all the kids in your neighborhood ask their parents for a glow in the dark Barbie for Christmas after seeing your FCG.
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    Scare Shack is offline The Great Pumpkin
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    You may be a home haunter if:
    at 1:00 a.m. your out on a ladder using power tools, talking to your self about whats left to do, and the wife asks through the window,"who are you talking to?"

    that was last night
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    Marksin is offline The Great Pumpkin
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    You might be a home haunter if you travel over 3 hour round trip to haunt someone else's house .

    not funny but true.
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    Long_Tom is offline The Great Pumpkin
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    ... if the proverbial "skeletons in your closet" really ARE skeletons in your closet.


    ... and they really are plural....
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    BLAKKHEART is offline Incarnation of evil
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    You haunt someone else's house. HaHa. Been there done that.
    "Every night will be another evil scene, like a horror dream, I want, I command you to sceam. Halloween you are my pride. Halloween not just a dream."
    http://www.halloweengallery.com/thum....php?album=494
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    drunk_buzzard is offline The Great Pumpkin
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    You might be a home haunter if you sell working items at your own yard sale to make room for the broken stuff you buy at other yard sales.
    Pain has a face... Allow me to show it to you
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    creepybob is offline The Great Pumpkin
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    You know you might be a home haunter if you decide to leave your stuff up for Christmas thinking if a hanging Santa or an evil elf is a bit too much.
    They mostly come out at night........Mostly "Newt in Aliens"
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    creepybob is offline The Great Pumpkin
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    You might be a home haunter if you pass some roadkill on the freeway and wonder if you can use it in your haunt.
    They mostly come out at night........Mostly "Newt in Aliens"
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    You might be a home haunter if you consider Putrid in nothing but a trenchcoat and a toolbelt sexy.
    They mostly come out at night........Mostly "Newt in Aliens"
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