You might be a home haunter if..... - Page 13

Deathtouch · #**121** (**permalink**) 10-03-2005, 11:15 AM

Sorry, for some reason I had two of the same thing come up. I don't know how to delete this one, so I will just make something up on this.

Deathtouch · #**122** (**permalink**) 10-04-2005, 03:30 AM

Ok, I got a good one now.

You know you might be a home haunter if all the kids in your neighborhood ask their parents for a glow in the dark Barbie for Christmas after seeing your FCG.

Scare Shack · #**123** (**permalink**) 10-23-2005, 10:39 AM

You may be a home haunter if:
at 1:00 a.m. your out on a ladder using power tools, talking to your self about whats left to do, and the wife asks through the window,"who are you talking to?"

that was last night

Marksin · #**124** (**permalink**) 10-25-2005, 08:13 PM

You might be a home haunter if you travel over 3 hour round trip to haunt someone else's house .

not funny but true.

Long_Tom · #**125** (**permalink**) 10-28-2005, 12:40 AM

... if the proverbial "skeletons in your closet" really ARE skeletons in your closet.

... and they really are plural....

BLAKKHEART · #**126** (**permalink**) 11-17-2005, 03:40 PM

You haunt someone else's house. HaHa. Been there done that.

drunk_buzzard · #**127** (**permalink**) 11-17-2005, 05:14 PM

You might be a home haunter if you sell working items at your own yard sale to make room for the broken stuff you buy at other yard sales.

creepybob · #**128** (**permalink**) 11-21-2005, 11:27 AM

You know you might be a home haunter if you decide to leave your stuff up for Christmas thinking if a hanging Santa or an evil elf is a bit too much.

creepybob · #**129** (**permalink**) 11-23-2005, 01:18 PM

You might be a home haunter if you pass some roadkill on the freeway and wonder if you can use it in your haunt.

creepybob · #**130** (**permalink**) 11-23-2005, 01:20 PM

You might be a home haunter if you consider Putrid in nothing but a trenchcoat and a toolbelt sexy.