You might be a home haunter if..... - Page 12

FrightYard · #**111** (**permalink**) 09-03-2005, 07:51 PM

you stare at your kids toys wondering how to take them apart and scavange the parts for an animatronic!

Deathtouch · #**112** (**permalink**) 09-03-2005, 08:09 PM

You might be a home haunter if you make your Monster Mud in Chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry flavors.

You might be a home haunter if Count Chocula really comes your house for breakfast every morning. And helps pour the milk.

jcarpenter2 · #**113** (**permalink**) 09-07-2005, 06:51 PM

You go to www.ogrish.com to see if your corpsing technique looks authentic.

greasemonkey · #**114** (**permalink**) 09-23-2005, 07:11 AM

if the 1st week of sept. you get a thank you card from the local cleaner,for all the extra under wear work.

drunk_buzzard · #**115** (**permalink**) 09-24-2005, 06:48 PM

You might be a home haunter if...

...your friends leave their scrap wood at your house instead of the dump.

... the store-bought props are never good enough.

Ugly Joe · #**116** (**permalink**) 09-29-2005, 06:56 PM

...if you're figuring out how to keep your Halloween count-down prop out all year long. (Hmmm...what's going to last? Did I leave enough room for all the numbers?)

...you're walking your neighborhood with the intention of finding the biggest garden spiders around, so you can capture them and bring them into your yard for that authentic look...

Deathtouch · #**117** (**permalink**) 09-30-2005, 11:24 AM

You know you are a home haunter if your porch collapses and destroys more than 5 props.

Deathtouch · #**118** (**permalink**) 09-30-2005, 11:28 AM

You know you are a home haunter if during Christmas time, you still get Trick or treaters.

isis11571 · #**119** (**permalink**) 10-02-2005, 08:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deathtouch

You know you are a home haunter if during Christmas time, you still get Trick or treaters.

now thats good !!!!!

Deathtouch · #**120** (**permalink**) 10-03-2005, 11:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by isis11571

now thats good !!!!!

Hey, Lisa, you gave me another "you might be a home haunter joke."

Here it is:

"You might be a home haunter if every time someone takes your pictures, there always is a FCG in the background."

How is that?