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You know you're a home haunter if...your "family portrait christmas cards" feature the
family in their blackest holiday finery, photographed in the local cemetary and in the mail by mid-October!
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The Great Pumpkin
- Join Date
- Mar 2005
- Location
- Maine
- Posts
- 263
07-23-2005,06:48 AM
Torturous. Malicious. Enslaving men to fulfill your evil and selfish desires. We could be such good friends.
Di-Ellen
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Grumpy Old Fart
- Join Date
- May 2005
- Location
- Southern California
- Posts
- 865
07-23-2005,11:56 PM
...You are on a first name basis with the caretakers of the local cemetaries, and they ask YOU about ways to keep the grounds looking better.
... The local funeral parlor has a restraining order against you.
...You are considering going to school to be a mortician just so that you can have a better look.
...The haunt conventions ask you to leave because you are creeping them out.
...Your home owners association rep only comes to your door carrying a sharpened wooden stake, a mallet and a crusifix.
...Your mailbox looks like a coffin.
...FEMA wants to use your house as an example of post disaster worst case scenarios.
FontGeek
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Join my Doomsday cult!
- Join Date
- Mar 2005
- Location
- Michigan
- Posts
- 954
07-24-2005,05:38 PM
Hmmm...
I actually have gone to school to be a mortician!
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07-24-2005,06:19 PM
As I was bent down just outside the room where the morticians work on the body soldering a copper heating pipe(my old job) I heard the morticians mumbling, then giggling, then laughing right out loud!
I never found out what or who they were laughing at, I'm not sure I would really want to know anymore.
A birth defect hidden under clothing for 80 years?
A very personal tatoo?
??????
Ripped underware?"My Insanity is well-respected, until they wiggle free and become a stringer for a tabloid"
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Grumpy Old Fart
- Join Date
- May 2005
- Location
- Southern California
- Posts
- 865
07-25-2005,06:34 PM
If you celebrate New Year's Day on November 1st.
If you use a bucky as a hat rack.
FontGeek
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Scarhead Brain Tumor Guy
- Join Date
- Feb 2005
- Location
- FishKILL, NY
- Posts
- 946
07-29-2005,02:56 AM
If the manager of the local Party City yells at you for sneaking past the chains and peeking in the Halloween boxes that are STILL unopened!
Obviously one must hold oneself responsible for the evil impulses of one's dreams. Sigmund Freud
Blah, Blah, Blah, - http://blogcrypt.com/MrUnpleasant updated - 09/04/07
Something Unpleasant This Way Comes!
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Mad Scientist at Large
- Join Date
- Aug 2004
- Location
- USA.
- Posts
- 656
07-29-2005,06:15 PM
-UPS sends out a truck dedicated to delivering only to you during the months of Sept. and Oct.
-UPS profits quadruple in Sept. and Oct. but plummet in Nov. Luckily, Dec. saves them.
-Any and every store you enter, you're on the lookout for anything to integrate into a prop.
-Your boss knows better than to make you work overtime the week prior to Halloween
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The Great Pumpkin
- Join Date
- Jun 2004
- Location
- USA
- Posts
- 903
08-01-2005,03:44 AM
Maybe it was the PLUMBERS CRACK on the table???????
Originally Posted by Gym Whourlfeld
Some days, it's not even worth chewing through the restraints....
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Grumpy Old Fart
- Join Date
- May 2005
- Location
- Southern California
- Posts
- 865
08-01-2005,01:02 PM
Danger Will Robinson! Danger!
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The Great Pumpkin
- Join Date
- Sep 2004
- Location
- USA.
- Posts
- 1,412
08-12-2005,02:01 AM
You start a Halloween store report on the halloween forum.
Marksin
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