Oh, I forgot to add my own...and this is for real...

You know you're a home haunter if...your "family portrait christmas cards" feature the
family in their blackest holiday finery, photographed in the local cemetary and in the mail by mid-October!

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Torturous. Malicious. Enslaving men to fulfill your evil and selfish desires. We could be such good friends.

Di-Ellen

...You are on a first name basis with the caretakers of the local cemetaries, and they ask YOU about ways to keep the grounds looking better.

... The local funeral parlor has a restraining order against you.

...You are considering going to school to be a mortician just so that you can have a better look.

...The haunt conventions ask you to leave because you are creeping them out.

...Your home owners association rep only comes to your door carrying a sharpened wooden stake, a mallet and a crusifix.

...Your mailbox looks like a coffin.

...FEMA wants to use your house as an example of post disaster worst case scenarios.

FontGeek

Hmmm...
I actually have gone to school to be a mortician!

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"Ignorance is so unattractive" -Amy
"YAY! rotting corpses!" -Murph
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As I was bent down just outside the room where the morticians work on the body soldering a copper heating pipe(my old job) I heard the morticians mumbling, then giggling, then laughing right out loud!
I never found out what or who they were laughing at, I'm not sure I would really want to know anymore.
A birth defect hidden under clothing for 80 years?
A very personal tatoo?
??????
Ripped underware?

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"My Insanity is well-respected, until they wiggle free and become a stringer for a tabloid"

If you celebrate New Year's Day on November 1st.
If you use a bucky as a hat rack.
FontGeek

If the manager of the local Party City yells at you for sneaking past the chains and peeking in the Halloween boxes that are STILL unopened!

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Obviously one must hold oneself responsible for the evil impulses of one's dreams. Sigmund Freud


Blah, Blah, Blah, - http://blogcrypt.com/MrUnpleasant updated - 09/04/07

Something Unpleasant This Way Comes!

-UPS sends out a truck dedicated to delivering only to you during the months of Sept. and Oct.
-UPS profits quadruple in Sept. and Oct. but plummet in Nov. Luckily, Dec. saves them.
-Any and every store you enter, you're on the lookout for anything to integrate into a prop.
-Your boss knows better than to make you work overtime the week prior to Halloween

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www.monsterguts.com

Maybe it was the PLUMBERS CRACK on the table???????

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Some days, it's not even worth chewing through the restraints....

Danger Will Robinson! Danger!

You start a Halloween store report on the halloween forum.

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Marksin