Thread: You might be a home haunter if.....

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You have the ability to watch Tim Burton's Nightmare before Christmas while at worek and it is OK with the boss.

Um, are you watching: Tim Burton's "The Nightmare Before Christmas" OR Wes Craven's "Nighmare on some street" series while at work without the boss getting upset?

....You try to get frightmaster to put in your resume to the company so you can watch halloween movies at work too

My bad. Was Tim Burton's......I was thinking of things I guess.

I am in a position to work or a company (cable) and be responsible to make sure that channels work. heeheheheheehee

If your idea of Christmas Decorations were all inspired by Tim Burton.

You might be a home-haunter if the Mailman is still wondering if the mailbox really did "That thing?" right after he put the mail into it?
Yes, I have a scary , "alive" mailbox, I doubt if anyone else in town does...

Originally Posted by john

... you have to really think about whether you're going to spend your last $20 on medicine or a sheet of polystyrene.

... you know what polystyrene is.

Marksin - rotflmao.

What is Medicine?

You might be a home-haunter if your wife hears someone outside , goes out to find a bunch of 12 year old boys just hanging around gawking at your things, then they tell her that (because all of these kids think that you and your "stuff" is so neat) , that several girls in their class are telling everyone that they think that you are their "Father"!!! (Wishfull-thinking, obviously!)
Maybe they just want to somehow be associated or a part of something they consider "Kool" or "Neat?"
I am not the Father of these children.
I think some people do take their fantasy a little too far!

A few more for you...
You might be a haunter if....
You can't tell the trash you're taking out from the prop materials you're bringing in.

You constantly mistake your kids for props.

Your spouse keeps a photo of you on the fridge so that the kids know what you really look like.

You think about quitting your job because it interferes with your haunt.

Your lawn spends more time looking like the scene of a mass murder than it does a lawn.

Your work reports all look like epitaphs.

All your family vacations involve haunted houses and cemetaries.

Your house is on fire and all you can think about is the props you've lost.

HalloweenForum puts a limit on your forum time.

You constantly mistake your haunt name for your real one.

You use horror movies as a resource for baby names.

You find yourself wanting to be dressed more like the undead than the living.

You think Young Frankenstein was a documentry on prop design.

You spend more time looking at the movie credits for prop builders than you did watching the movie.

You find yourself buying birthday cards for your buckys.

The IRS has warned you more than once that your FCG does not count as a dependent.

Your annual household budget has more money for your haunt than it does for everything else combined.

You've ever carved the thanksgiving turkey to look like the Halloween pumpkin.

You can remember your animatronics first words but not those of your own kids.

You can remember the names of your props but not those of your own children.

Your city cites you for zoning violations because of your cemetary out front.

You have ever had a hearse mistakenly pull up to your yard.

You get excited everytime you hear the word "Plot".

You think "Getting Stoned" means finishing the cemetary in your front yard.

You refuse to see your Psychiotrist because it will take you away from your props.

You list your buckys as character references on a job application.

You've ever been tempted to place a fake hand on the bible for "swearing in" in court.

You can remember all the lines in Young Frankenstein, but not what you had for lunch.

You get more excited by a wrought iron catalog than for one from Victoria's Secret.

You find yourself watching CourtTV murder scenes for haunt ideas.

You spend more time getting cobwebs and dust up than you do getting them down.

You find yourself arguing with your spouse about why a foam cutter is more important than the kid's tuition.

FontGeek

You go to a horror convention,and put on your own Haunt !.

Oh my gawd!!! Those are just too funny!!! I've got tears streaming from my eyes!!! Probably because I am soooo guilty of most of them! People at work are still teasing me for putting in for my Halloween vacation in May. And for the poster I put in the breakroom asking for retired old brooms.

My other favorite was "trying to work your props into your everyday decor"...Geeeeesh I laughed hysterically...

I can't wait for hubby to get up so I can read a few of these to him...he'll be able to appreciate the humor cause he and I are getting a few odd looks lately for the gallons of flat black paint we bought at our local hardware store. And when I go to the Depot to buy loads of PVC, they always say "Doin' a little plummin', eh"? And of course, I can't resist saying, "Nope, Halloween"!

Thanks for sharing this thread, it's a real scream!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!