Thread: Sheriff was a Wus

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It was "trash day" and I was in a hurry to get to work and with putting the cans out to the street, I forgot to close the front door to the house. Its late afternoon and my daughter comes home from school to find the door wide open... She freaks and goes up to neighbors house and tells them she thinks the house has been robbed and they call the sheriff (we live in an area outside the city limits).

The sheriff shows up and proceeds to go through the house. The kid and neighbor are standing outside the back door when they hear a scream... "A-A-Ah-Ahg-Ahg SH@#"

The sheriff had gone into the garage where just as you go in hangs a couple of skeletons, a crank ghost, and a shelf with all my prop heads lined up in a row... He flipped on the light and all this was in his face...

It scared the begeezes out of him... LMAO

now what would realy be funny is if the sheriff called it in and they brought the corroner over to take away the skeletons...lol

There is a fine line between genious and insanity... its about 5 miles back.

LOL


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I can just see all the hoops you'd have to jump through to get all of your plastic skeletons and fake bodies back...


I want a hearse.

I can just imagine what was going through his head as he turned on the light at least he did'nt start shooting anything that moved

Sheriff Rosco P. Coaltrain. lol

"Every night will be another evil scene, like a horror dream, a want, I command you to sceam. Halloween you are my pride. Halloween not just a dream."

More Deputy Dwight 'Dewey' Riley!!!!!!!


1,2 Freddy's coming for you 3,4 better lock the door 5,6 make a crucifix 7,8 better stay up late 9,10 never sleep again.