An owner of a haunted house from Chicago brought his friend who owns a haunted house in "Lost-Wages", Nevada to see my place last night.
One of the people in this group was a young woman who first worked in the house in Chicago but them moved to "Lost-Wages" and happened to meet this other house owner so now she works for him.
After the tour was over she said, "If I ever move back to Illinois, he wants me to go back and work at the house in Chicago, but if I ever moved back to Illinois, I want to work HERE!" (The Ravens Grin Inn!)
The Chicago haunt-owner was standing next to me, I turned and slapped him in his ribs and loudly said, "Boy, did you screw-up!"

..well, I thought it was funny

"My Insanity is well-respected, until they wiggle free and become a stringer for a tabloid"