-- They taste funny!
~~ Nobtis


David M. Sitbon

Okay...two cannibals are sitting down having dinner. Suddenly, one of them throws down his fork in disgust and says, "Damn, I hate my wife!"

The other cannibal shrugs and says, "Well, just eat the potatoes."



As that fabulous Halloween superhero, MagicSlider, says; "DEAD GUYS ROCK!"

Greetings, salutations and all that jazz.

A group of cannibals discover a pair of explorers in their rain forest - one of the explorers is reading a botany manual, while the other is furiously scribbling notes in his journal.

The cannibals rush in and take the explorer who's reading, while ignoring the other.

Why?

Even cannibals know readers digest, while writers cramp.

(Ugly Joe quickly ducks the barrage of cabbage and tomato's thrown at him...)

EYYYyyye..ain't go noooboodeee...and no one cares..for..me. a-ya-ta-ta-taa, ta-tatatata... - I-gor / Marty Feldman

What would I do with out you guys! I needed a laugh!

If you can make it to my door you deserve candy!

What would you do? See real humor.

They were funny.

If you get scared, you will like it. If I scare you, I will LOVE IT.