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    Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
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    Default Why don't cannibals eat clowns? – 03-10-2004,02:54 PM


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    Default 03-10-2004,06:52 PM
    Okay...two cannibals are sitting down having dinner. Suddenly, one of them throws down his fork in disgust and says, "Damn, I hate my wife!"

    The other cannibal shrugs and says, "Well, just eat the potatoes."



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    Default 05-12-2004,11:27 AM


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    Default 08-03-2004,09:48 PM
    A group of cannibals discover a pair of explorers in their rain forest - one of the explorers is reading a botany manual, while the other is furiously scribbling notes in his journal.

    The cannibals rush in and take the explorer who's reading, while ignoring the other.

    Why?

    Even cannibals know readers digest, while writers cramp.

    (Ugly Joe quickly ducks the barrage of cabbage and tomato's thrown at him...)

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    Default 08-11-2004,01:58 PM
    What would I do with out you guys! I needed a laugh!

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    Default 08-12-2004,05:42 AM
    What would you do? See real humor.

    They were funny.

    If you get scared, you will like it. If I scare you, I will LOVE IT.
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