Thread: Why is Halloween better than Sex?

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Why is Halloween better than Sex?

1. You're guaranteed to get a little something in the sack.
2. The uglier you are, the easier it is to get some.
3. It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.
4. Less guilt the morning after.
5. It doesn't matter if they fantasize you're somebody else, because
you are.
6. Forty years from now, you'll still enjoy candy.
7. If you don't get what you want, you can always go next door.
8. If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go again.
9. You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some.
10. You can do the whole neighborhood!!

Everyone is welcome to come up with new ones and post them on this thread!


Greetings, salutations and all that jazz.

You can do it underage

It's ok if you get some from more than one person

It's ok to do it alone

I am but a wolf inside

Those were Awesome! XD Damn...now i really wish sex WAS like Halloween! XD

Very, very funny. My problem is, as with sex AND Halloween, they always turn off the lights and pretend they aren't home.

The best thing is that with both, you always get this strange feeling that you are being watched.....

I absolutely love this thread. LMAO!!!!!

you can invite all your friends without chocking anyone

You can do it with dead people

You can take videos of it and share them with everyone.

Originally Posted by newmoon51

Very, very funny. My problem is, as with sex AND Halloween, they always turn off the lights and pretend they aren't home.

Don't let the small detail get in the way!!!