Top 10 Halloween Phrases That Sound Dirty, But Aren't

10. She's a goblin!
9. I'd like to get a little something in the sack.
8. Let me see your bag....OH! You're having a great night!
7. Just get on your hands and knees and bob your head.
6. She's got a couple of nice pumpkins on her porch.
5. If you just lick it, it'll last longer.
4. Show me your JuJuBees and I'll let you see my Zagnuts.
3. Have your mom check it before you put it in your mouth...
2. You scared me stiff!
1. He's got Candy spread out on the living room floor!

Hmm...quite funny and interesting.

The phrases may not be dirty but my mind will make them so.

Greetings, salutations and all that jazz.

I see it! lol
they arent supposed to be dirt but with my mind they come out perverted. lol

Tiff

Hahaha...Oh, I'm a baaaad girl!

Something wicked this way comes...

OMG, Way to funny. I am not sure how anyone can NOT take them to the gutter.

Great job Richie....

Ah Jeeze! What tha!? Very funny stuff! I can't help but to have my mind in the gutter too! The guys 3 main guys I work with at the haunt during the off season building an such, it's their fault I turned out this way- way perverted mind I mean!

funny and very clever

I like those my mind was in the gutter, just like my house.

"I'm the child of darkness, the eater of worlds." Pennywise the Clown

These are too funny!



I could feel the soft, shivering touch of the lips on the sensitive skin of my throat, and the hard dents of two sharp teeth, there I closed my eyes in langorous ecstasy and waited, waited with beating heart-Bram Stoker