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    Nobtis is offline The Great Pumpkin
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    What did the healthy casket say to the sick casket?
    answ: Is that you coffin?

    As a funeral director, do you know what most people say to me?
    answ: I hear people are dying to get in your business!
    (Maybe not that funny, but it's true!)



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    that's a funny joke. im just in the mood to laugh.
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    What keeps Dracula's house guests awake?
    His coffin'!

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    Q. Where does Count Dracula usually eat his lunch?
    A. At the casketeria

    Greetings, salutations and all that jazz.
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    lol..... i dont get it!

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