Thread: ZOMBIE BABY jokes

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What's bald, has big clacking teeth, and wobbles?
A zombie baby wearing the dentures of an elderly woman whose brains it just ate.

What's 18 inches long, red, yellow and makes women scream.
A zombie baby chomping the head off the family parakeet.

What's funnier than a zombie baby?
A zombie baby dressed as Putrid.

What's black and white and red all over?
A nun being devoured by zombie babies.

What's red and gray and splashes?
A zombie baby playing in a puddle of brains

How do you put a zombie baby to sleep?
Decapitate it, set it on fire, and scatter the ashes.




"The banshee shrieks with WICKED delight, on this, a cold and death filled night!"

What's another name for a zombie baby's all-you-can-eat buffet?

Pre-school.



Your friendly neighborhood Wizard

LOL, Good one!!

The banshee shrieks with WICKED delight, on this a cold and death filled night!

Hyeh hyeh hyeh

- Wytchy

I think I'm going to burst from laughing! ::she says as she falls down on the ground laughing:: (or not)[]

Greetings, salutations and all that jazz.

ya funny hehehe hahaha hoohoohoo lol

Tiff

"Now be real careful when we deliver this zombie baby."
"What do you mean Doctor?"
"Well, if it's breech, coming out head-first, you could lose a hand!"
"Why are we inducing labor?"
"Well we've already waited 13 months and the zombie baby still hasn't eaten it's way out, it must have alot to chew on in there!"

"My Insanity is well-respected, until they wiggle free and become a stringer for a tabloid"

What's grosser than nailing a zombie baby to a post?
Watching it pull itself off and then try and eat you.

What's blue, red, and goes "pop"?
A zombie baby exploding out of Cookie Monster's belly.

What's red, and covered in ribbons?
Zombie baby playing in intestines.

What's green, blue, red, and tastes funny?
A zombie baby eating a clown.

What's white and red and wears rubber gloves?
A doctor being eaten alive by a zombie baby.

What's red and sits in a high chair?
A zombie baby eating a twitching, human foot.

What did the Mommy Aborigine say to the Daddy Aborigine?
"A zombie baby ate my dingo!"

What's cuter than a zombie baby?
A zombie baby with a bunny head in its mouth.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a zombie baby?
A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

What's small, red, and can't turn around in a corridor?
A zombie baby impaled on a 7-foot iron spear.

What did the Zombie Mommy say to the Zombie Baby?
"You have your Father's eyes…in your fists behind your back!"

What's blue, covered with frost, and sits next to a turkey?
Zombie baby in the freezer.



The banshee shrieks with WICKED delight, on this a cold and death filled night!

Nice one Wicked

Those who feel they are touched by madness, sit down next to me.
Annea

How do you help a Zombie Baby to learn to blow his nose?
Two blasting caps and three sticks of dynamite is a start.

What is the difference between a Zombie Baby and an adult Midget Zombie?
The Zombie Baby might actually just be following it's "Nursing" instincts, no such excuse for the midget.

"My Insanity is well-respected, until they wiggle free and become a stringer for a tabloid"