whats groser than grose? a garbage can full of dead babys
whats groser than that? one thats alive on the bottom
whats groser than that? he eats his way through
whats groser than that? he makes it
whats groser than that? he goes back for seconds
whats black and blue and red all over and sits in the corner? a baby chewing on raser blades
whats green and black and brown and sits in the corner? the same baby three months later
whats worse than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown suit
whats worse than a dead baby? a dead baby sitting next to a kid with down syndrom.
Whats worse than 10 dead babys on one tree? one dead baby on 10 trees
Thread: ZOMBIE BABY jokes
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Werewolf
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12-26-2004,11:35 PM
you have plenty of time to sleep when your dead.
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12-28-2004,07:27 AM
I loved the last one.....
"Whats worse than 10 dead babys on one tree? one dead baby on 10 trees"
That killed me.Some days, it's not even worth chewing through the restraints....
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Werewolf
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12-28-2004,09:09 PM
yes i love that one too. thats why i saved it for last
you have plenty of time to sleep when your dead.
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Ghost
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07-13-2005,04:03 AM
What has green skin, black jeans and is the president of America and Russia at the sam time?
Well, not a Zombie Baby



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