Thread: Really BAD Halloween jokes (you were warned)~

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Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties ?
Because there is lots of school spirit !
What happened to the girl who wore a mouse costume to her Halloween party ?
The cat are her !
What do witches eat at Halloween ?
Spooketti, halloweenies, devils food cake and booberry pie !
A boy went to a Halloween party with a sheet on his head.
"Are you a ghost ?" asked his friends
"No, I'm an unmade bed !"
Another boy went to a Halloween party with a sheet on his head.
"Are you an unmade bed ?" asked his friends
"No, I'm an undercover agent !"
What did the really ugly man do for a living ?
He posed for Halloween masks !
Why did the ghost go trick or treating on the top floor ?
He was in high spirits !
What happened when the girl dressed as a spoon left the Halloween party ?
No one moved, they couldn't stir without her !
Why was the little boy unhappy to win first prize for the best costume at the Halloween party ?
Because he just came to pick up his sister !
Why was everyone tickled by the fried chicken at the Halloween party ?
Because the feathers were still on the chicken !


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LosT

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Vampire Jokes

What do you call a dog owned by Dracula ?
A blood hound !
Why does Dracula have no friends ?
Because he's a pain in the neck !
What was the Californian vampire hippy like ?
He was ghoul man, real ghoul !
What's a vampire's favourite sport ?
Batminton !
What happened to the mad vampire ?
He went a little batty !
What do vampires have at eleven o'clock every day ?
A coffin break !
What do vampire footballers have at half times ?
Blood oranges !
How does a vampire like his food served ?
In bite sized pieces !
Where do vampires go on holiday ?
The Isle of Fright !
Why did the vampire take up acting ?
It was in his blood !

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Witch Jokes

What is a witch with poison ivy called ?
An itchy witchy !
What's a cold, evil candle called ?
The wicked wick of the north !
What is evil, ugly and black and goes round and round ?
A witch in a revolving door !
What is evil and ugly on the inside and green on the outside ?
A witch dressed as a cucumber !
What happens if you see twin witches ?
You won't be able to see which witch is witch !
Why did the witch give up fortune telling ?
There was no future in it !
Why did the baby witch smile when she came out in blotches ?
Because it was an 'appy rash !
What does a witch get if she is a poor traveller ?
Broom sick !
How did the witch almost lose her baby ?
She didn't take it far enough into the woods !
Why did the stupid witch keep her clothes in the fridge ?
She liked to have something cool to slip into in the evenings !


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Werewolf Jokes:

Mummy, mummy what's a werewolf ?
Be quiet and brush your face !
Why was the werewolf arrested at the butchers shop ?
He was caught chop lifting !
What parting gift did the werewolf parents give to their son when he left home ?
A comb !
What happened when the wolf fell in the washing machine ?
He became a wash and werewolf !
What happened to the werewlf who ate garlic ?
His bark was worse than his bite !
Who are some of the werewolves cousins ?
The whatwolves and whenwolves !
Why did the small werewolf bite the womans ankle ?
Because he couldn't reach any higher !
What do you get if you cross a werewolf and a hyena ?
I don't know, but if it laughs I'll join in !
Where does the werewolf sit in the cinema ?
Anywhere he wants to !
What do you call a werewolf that drinks too much ?
A whino !

LosT

why can't witches have babies? Because warlocks have crystal balls!

Missy Witchy

I like that one!!!

rod spain

that is funny lol

Tiff

"Why Does The Ocean Roar?"

"You'd Roar Too If You Had Crabs On Your Bottom!"

(I know, "Been there, done that!")

"My Insanity is well-respected, until they wiggle free and become a stringer for a tabloid"

ok lol!

Tiff

How can you tell that a vampire likes baseball?
- - - He turns into a bat every night.



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