Thread: The weird things we say...

Being a home haunter and prop builder, have you ever told someone what you were doing and it sounded very strange?? I could say I was prop building, but when I asked what I was doing yesterday I said "putting nipples on my paper mache Devil." today, I would say I spray painting his butt.... how about ya'll?

Ha, Ha, ha! "putting nipples on my paper mache Devil" <snort>

Today I would say, "Uncovering the head that's entombed"

The other day I recieved an e-mail that started, "I was stripping the fur off of an Elmo, and thought of you." Anywhere else that would sound strange, but for us, we know it's just prop building.
My sister asked me how I learned how to do something, and I will answer Goblin or Spooky1 or Front Yard Fright. Then she asked, "Don't you have any friends without strange sounding names?" I never think how weird our names sound to others.

What I said yesterday:
I put nipples on the Devil, and everyone thought it was weird... then I realized I did that, but didn't give him a belly button... but then I wondered out loud: Would the Devil have a belly button? was he given birth to? How was he created... ah, now we're over thinking it....

I had just found a small gumball machine at an indoor flea market and was thinking of putting barbie doll heads in it. Halfway home it occurred to me and I said "Oh man, all my barbie dolls are in the basement" I am a 32 year old man.....lol

Today I said that I needed a skeleton to corpse. I got some strange looks for it LMAO!

asked for liquid latex at hobby lobby, got some really strange looks and was asked what do you need that for, also asked for a head

I was buying a quantity of different red paints and when asked replied..." its for my blood spatter"

Our local hardware store sees us so often that they've jokingly offered to give us a set of keys to the place. I've told them so many weird things that now the cashiers try to guess what we're building. I went in today to buy joint compound and some burlap and the girl at the counter said "Ah! More monster mud, huh?" I was so proud of her! Another convert.

LOL thats a gem quavondrail. When my friends son was little when he got angry with his Mom he would take her collectable barbies rip head, arms and legs of of them and cut thier hair. I guess he would fit right in this forum.LOL