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    That was awesome, Garth The guy who played the Terminator had Ahnuld down pat. I know enough about religion not to feel sorry for Judas getting shot three times


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    Quote Originally Posted by Dark Passenger View Post
    That was awesome, Garth The guy who played the Terminator had Ahnuld down pat. I know enough about religion not to feel sorry for Judas getting shot three times
    Thanks. I thought so, too I won't even start on my feelings regarding religion...

    "Oh, God... Oh, man... Oh, God!! Oh, man!! OH, GOD!!!" Hahaha. That video was great, DP



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    "I know this is only our second daI love you! Be with me!"
    "Let's see, you had the Big Mac, that's $2.00."
    "Sorry I'm late, me and the wife just had a big fight."
    ROFL Hysterical clip.


    I would've watched this movie had it been this good.


    Inappropriateness just appealed to me more than usual today.
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    Wonderful choices, DP. I think that I laughed all the way through the first one...





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    Thanks to whoever made that Harry Potter spoof for showing that the idea of pairing Harry and Hermione is laughable

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    Heh. Good points Maybe zombies get bored, too; that's my reasoning for the lawns being maintained


    Hair 'art' (I use the term loosely):






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    Imagine the damage done to the environment because of all the Aqua Net it took to make that elephant I can't figure out why the first one repulses me so. I love rats, yet that hair rat, if that is indeed the creature that guy intended, grosses me out. The second one's fun, but not so fun that I'd want to have it permanently.

    My latest contributions to inappropriate humor:





    I highly recommend searching inappropriate laugh track on youtube and watching The Silence of the Lambs and Seven clips I couldn't include them here because of the language.
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    Very comical, DP



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    I love inappropriate laugh tracks Some of that scene is funny on its own.




    I saw my younger brother last week, and he said he wanted to show me what his girlfriend got him for Valentine's Day. I wanted to roll my eyes, until he showed me the present:

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    Yes, it's a heart-shaped box of plush STDs and, of course, plush penicillin. I really like that girl
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dark Passenger View Post
    I love inappropriate laugh tracks Some of that scene is funny on its own.

    I saw my younger brother last week, and he said he wanted to show me what his girlfriend got him for Valentine's Day. I wanted to roll my eyes, until he showed me the present:

    Yes, it's a heart-shaped box of plush STDs and, of course, plush penicillin. I really like that girl
    I've got to agree. Nicholson's facial expressions are hilarious in parts

    That video is great, DP

    Well, it is shortened to VD after all... Freaking hilarious, and I'm glad that she has got a good sense of humor.


    One of the headlines from yesterday on Yahoo: "Man suing Apple claims Siri isn't awesome enough for him." This buffoon is taking them to court over the iPhone4's 'personal digital assistant' not living up to his expectations and requiring more work to operate than the commercials make it seem... Next time I'm not impressed with the toasting of my sub, Jared will be seeing me in court

    More sarcastic blurbs:

    2010 Recovery Stats: Top 1% Got 93% of Recovery
    According to Cayman Islands officials.

    Consumer Confidence at Four-Year High
    But they still can't afford to buy anything.

    Study: LSD Can Help Treat Alcoholism
    And a few stiff drinks can stop the hallucinations.

 

 

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