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Not sure where to post this, but it is a true story but funny as hell,, (hind sight it is)

A “TRUE” ( I still laugh about it) but funny story, of myself getting ready for Halloween.

I was out shopping for body parts and skulls one early October day. When I came across some great wrapped up body parts that were packaged like steak in a grocery package, (you know Styrofoam bottom wrapped in clear plastic..) you know the basic, ears, hands, feet, and a bloody head… they looked real.(ok please remember that part it will come into play later) I also bought some fake blood a machete and a couple body bags.
So I loaded all these parts up in my car, and as I was walking to the car the one of the bags break. Spilling my wrapped body parts all over the place.. ( did I mention I bought several of each?.) so body parts went all over the place and I cracked the top of my gallon of fake blood so it was spilling everywhere.. (this is a crucial part of the story to..) well I upright my gallons so the blood stops spilling. Pick up all the body parts covered in blood now.. it’s quite the mess..
So I get to my car pop my trunk and I forgot it was full of material to make tombstones, and not wanting fake blood everywhere I open up the body bags and lay down my front seat. Place the unzipped body bags inside each other, and then place all my bloody mess of parts into the bags so they don’t leak on my seats.. (hind sight I should have zipped up the body bags) did I mention I had blood all over my hands? Well anyways I wipe it off on my pants it’s water based will wash out quickly..
So I drive to the grocery store to pick up food as I hadn’t shopped in a couple of weeks this took about an hour…. As I am inline of the check out there is a huge commotion at the front of the store, and people are looking out the windows.. I ask the checker, “what’s going on there?” to which she replies,”I think someone died in their car or something out in the heat, I pray it wasn’t a baby or a dog.”
So I finish checking out take my cart full of goodies out towards my car… at that point several things happen all at once.
1. I see my car with a cop cupping his hands over his eyes and peering into my windows that are fogged up (this would be due to the water evaporating from my water based blood.)
2. I remember what the cashier said!!
3. I remember I had wiped the blood on my pants!!
4. I see a horrified woman in the car next to mine on her cell phone.
So I walk up, but not to close… and say,” wanna hear a funny story?” the cop startles and jumps.. I say,” sir it’s Halloween let me EXPLAIN!!!”
So I go thru the whole story up to this moment with the officer who still keeps a distance, and notice that another police car has pulled in the lot.. I tell him, “let me get my keys out of my pocket and I will open the doors and you will see.”
After he looked and figured out my story was true we all had a good laugh… well all except the lady in the car she was still pissed as hell at me..

Hey, what can I say it was an honest mistake accident? True Story!!!! Lesson learned (KEEP THE BODIES IN THE TRUNK!!)

the lady had seen the bloody hand prints smeared on the car door,,, and peered into my car.. freaked out and called the cops...

hahahahahahahaaaaaa !!!

OMG!!! What a set up of events for a catastrophe in the parking lot....

Hahahaha!!! She got her trick. Great story.

it is laughed about on my house everyyear I break out the first prop... kids say "Dad are you going to go to jail this year??" sheesh hard to catch a break when storing up on quality body parts....

This is hilarious! I bet the lady who reported it was bummed that it wasn't real. And I'm glad that the cop gave you a chance to explain. I bet he got a big kick out of it and he'll tell that story for years to come.

Too funny Thanks for sharing.