Thread: Funny Hallowen Riddles

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Share your favorite funny/corny Halloween riddles. One of mine: Why did the skeleton chicken out? (Because he had no guts!)

A warlock had identical twin daughters. Even he couldn't tell which witch was which.

Why can't skeletons play in church?
Cause they got no organs!

What do you call a vampire who's trying to get to the local blood drive?
A cab!

And my favorite one:
Do zombies eat with their fingers?
No, they eat the fingers last.

What did one casket say to the other casket?

Is that you coffin?

ba dum dumm! lol

I thought I'd contribute my one joke that I can remember in my whole life. (I am the worst joke teller ever, and I always mess up the punch lines..) only, PollyCarbon beat me to it. The rendition I remember was: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? (because he didn't have any guts!)

I have no clue why that one sticks with me, and now I realize I might even be remembering it all wrong! Ah, well. I loved the jokes.

Whay do you call a vampire who flips burgers for a living?
Count Spatula.

What do you call a vampire who didn't remember to go to the blood bank?
Nosforgot-to.

What do you get when you take the circumference of a pumpkin and divide it by its diameter?

…Pumpkin Pi!

What do you get when you goose a ghost?

....a handful of sheet!

Why can't the walking dead sleep?
They have inZOMBnia.