Thread: The Chipper

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I just had this idea, don't know if it's been done before but with 100 days to go
I thought someone might want to build it. Please excuse the Cheesy ghetto mess of a diagram. Thanks everyone for the inspiration.

If only. Hahah people would FREAK out. If that gets made I'll be the first in line to buy.

yeah, if it's done right it would be unreal.

I myself would simultaneously go bug-eyed, have a heart attack, faint, dial 911, freak out then collapse into a puddle of goo on the ground.

That is awesome !!! Id freak out

I could never build such a thing but I'd sure as heck love to see it in action

Shades of "Fargo".

I have seen a prop in the past at universal studios hallloween horror or knotts scary farm. Not sure which, but it was definitely cool!

Ok the diagram is cheesey but the idea is ingenious!

Now, where to find a wood chipper

You could probably build a chipper like that one out of plywood. It would need to a really smooth paint job to look like the real thing. You could rig an electric leaf blower to a switch on the side of the chipper. Turn the chipper on. Grab your victim. Shove them in and they could scream and operate the water spray and the foam chunks!!!

I have thought about building something like that for years. The only real problem I found was the big mess that would be created after using it a few times. Before long there would be a big puddle that would need a large open area no one could get near so they don't slip.

I also thought about the problem of the last victim obviously being splattered all over the wall but figured I could get around that by making the wall dark and having a light come on after the chipper started shooting.