Thread: Humorous Tombstone Names

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We've always used names of persons associated with the Horror Genre on our tombstones. For years now. Names like Vincent Price, Bela Lugosi, Lon Chaney Jr. and what-have-you. But, sadly, today's kids can't relate to these people. So, this year, we'll be changing the names. I'm open to suggestion, and will begin with "O.B. Haive".

Any others?

here are a few that crack me up. Phil D. Holes, Keelan Over, Anita Bath, Seymore Butts, Fester N. Rott, Ted E. Baer , DUMFART , and on the native american side Runs With Scissors, Dances With Hungry Wolves.. thats all i got

I enjoy coming up with fun names and epitaphs for tombstones. Some I've used are:

Hal O. Ween
Beloved by all


Here lies
Whats His Name
We'll never forget him!


A. Chu whose tombstone is next to Gus Zunetite


Major X. Ploshun
Munitions Officer
Rest in Pieces


Miss B. Havin
Missed by all the town's men.


Dr. Acula
1475-1874
He made housecalls

Ben Dover is a great one

I have "Clair Voyant She should have seen it coming." And Myra Maines. They make me laugh.

Anita Mortychyn
Aunty Kryst
Pearson D. Heart
Dyann Rott
Willy Bebach
Oliver Bones
Bea Alzibub
Hal Lucinachyn
Chuck Ufarley
Rusty Kauphyn
Emma Deepjuan
Ivana Riseup
Juan Apulse
Alivin Korps

Good ones! We've done a few I thought were funny:

Em Balmenbury
Hal O'Ween
Barry D. Bones
Isa Deadman
I. M. Rotting

And for our Pirate Theme:

Not Really the Dread Pirate Roberts
Captain Feathersword - tickled to death
Blackbeard - lost his head in OBX

-dgm

Ted Asynadoornail
Alyvn Kickin
Lucy Ferr
Vye Agra
Aphillia Rottingdair
Yuri Pulsive
Dan Druff
Pete Moss
There are a whole bunch google seach names that sound dirty here are a few partially risque
Oliver Clothesov
Ben O. Verbich
Dixon B. Tveenerlegs
Wilma Fingerdoo

here lies lester moore, shot 4 times with a 44, no less, no more

V. Agra

Don't think he's getting up this time"