Then as someone is looking too closely at your coffin tell them to watch out for " Killer-Albino worms that devour all flesh, living or dead!"
They will often scream as the terrible Albino worm pokes it's head out of a knot hole near them, of course you are on friendly terms with it, since it is one of your own fingers!
Yes, I have done this many times to people, with good reactions.
"Scary" doesn't have to expensive or waiting somewhere for you to buy it.
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