Last year, I purchased the talking busts from Sam’s Club with the intent of hacking them using Light O Rama hardware and software. I have almost finished the hack, which turned out pretty cool. But now I have a problem of what to make these talking busts say. I can re-record the original speech, but I would like some fresh content, maybe a script of some halloween playful banter, any ideas?

You can hear /see four of the original “speeches” on my vimeo page.
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http://vimeo.com/15914914