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    Funny Zombie Saying Contest
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    rxnb90 is offline The Great Pumpkin
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    I'm adding a couple zombie groundbreakers this year. I could leave them scary, or have a little fun by putting signs in their hands or dressing them in a t-shirt printed with a phrase that will get a laugh...

    What are your best ideas for what the signs/ t-shirts could say?

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    Sign - " Brains wanted , ( Blonds need not apply ) "

    T shirt - " Brains - my happy place ! "

    " Cat Brains - the other white meat "

    " I eat brains, cause my life sucks "
    When you look in the mirror at midnight,....what looks back at you.........
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    "Zombies only love you for your Brains....."
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    How about a zombie plumber.

    Drains !!! Drains !!!
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    Lol ^^
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    Brains are overrated. Give me hearts!
    No guts no glory!
    Halloween, kind of give me an empty feeling
    Even though I'm dead, life still manages to cost me and arm and a leg
    Eye see you!
    Zombies! Eat flesh!
    Zombies hate fast food
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    Good one's
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    But

    How about.

    No GUTS no GORY !

    The

    " Zombies hate Fast Food " is priceless !!! LOL !!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by spinman1949 View Post
    But

    How about.

    No GUTS no GORY !

    The

    " Zombies hate Fast Food " is priceless !!! LOL !!!
    Sure! The fast food one could be a Burger King parody while the Zombies: Eat Flesh could be a Subway parody sign.
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    How about a kid-sized zombie wearing a t-shirt that says "I see live people!"

    Or, have a mostly deteriorated (no legs, arms rotted to the bone) zombie leaning against a tombstone holding a cardboard sign the says "will work for brains".
    "Waiter, there's a hair in my soylent green!"
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    I got another one. Have a farmer zombie with a sign saying Farm Aid 1933?
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