Hey foolish mortals,
Here's some modified wav files I edited for your ghoulish delight.
Sorry for the long file names. I've made about 20 different wavs (so far), but will only post 4 for now. Each is under 20 seconds in length. I'm not sure how long they will last on this "borrowed" server, so grab them while you can.

DJ John

http://home.pacbell.net/liechty/Hall...ble_Octave.wav

http://home.pacbell.net/liechty/Hall...compressor.wav

http://home.pacbell.net/liechty/Hall..._Half_step.wav

http://home.pacbell.net/liechty/Hall...ps___Delay.wav