Greetings to all at HF! Back from the near-grave with this tasty bit of foolishness for your swag bags this Halloween:

Get lit up with this year’s all-new, “lid-scorching” incarnation of –

“JAVA’S 2009 COSMIC HALLOWEEN SPECIAL”…!

This time around, Java finds himself “Pad-jacked” by the platoon of poisonous pumpkins in Crumpkin’s Pumpkin Patch, in league with the last four (“hiccup!-flame-scream!) – um, make that the last three zombies left behind last year (that didn't go up in flames from the 151), now under the spell of a “Mystic Power” back on YoYo Island -- one who seeks the powerful mojo in the pumpkin leaves from The Patch, who’s hell-bent on raising Cain – and just about everybody else who’s shuffled off their mortal coils!

Stowaway with Java and his “lycanthropically-inclined” lunatic acquaintance, Miss Lauren Talbot (yes, she’s one of those “Talbots”), on a “hair-raising” adventure back to the wackiest island in the world, as Java suavely tries to recapture the keys to The Pad, while tussling with a girl who’s got more than a mere Smith & Wesson in her personal arsenal, especially when the moon is full!

It’s a crazy cauldron stew that blends Java’s always entertaining musical Treats, with Crumpkin’s Pumpkins’ gleefully wicked dirty Tricks, into a pumpkin-vine-tangled tale that features thrillingly saturated submarine fun, small-arms leaf-wrestling, and the Pirate Zombies of 'Porte La Morte', who are always glad to see fresh visitors during the Yoyo Island “Zombie Gras”!

The on-line version is available now for your official fright night enjoyment, at "Java's Bachelor Pad" -

Java's Bachelor Pad .

Tune in to join Java for a nice big steamin’ cuppa Halloween mayhem and musical madness, that puts the “Tea” in Terror, and may show Crumpkin’s Pumpkins that there’s a steep price to pay for brewing up a scheme that could well put them all in the bag…

Wishing all here at HF a very HAPPY HALLOWEEN...!

Most Sanguine Cheers,

SOT