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Originally Posted by thehoghunter
Dress up as a imprisoned pirate - modify your costume to have your belly be the 'ball' of a ball and chain - that you have to carry around everywhere you want to go. Attach a plastic chain from the 'ball' down to your ankle.
Pirate with cannon ball - replace chain above with fuse
Pirate with keg - (I would imagine this would be a bit more difficult to accomplish)
Pirate with head of the last man who called you a wench hanging from her belt (yes, that guy had a big head!)
You could use a fake arm holding each of these (yes, you just happen to be a three-armed pirate! - of course, at nine months pregnant, one hand is almost always at the small of your back, isn't it...)
Other options: Pregnant non-pirate (nun, rich governor's wife, etc...) captured by loathsome pirates....
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I like this one "Pirate with cannon ball - replace chain above with fuse " but make it like this:
1. take 2 cheap long sleeve shirts, cut slits behind arm holes in shirt #1
2. stuff arms with material and add fake hands on the end
3. cut slits in front of arm holes in shirt #2 and slide fake arms thru
4. fasten hands under belly
You are now a bad-ass 4 armed pirate with da' bomb