Thread: Halloween Thiefs!

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So I have just started to work on my yard and was putting my mast together pictured here



I woke up this morning and found that the screws that held the flag in place had been removed and my flag was gone! That was not the wind it was a Yard Haunt Robber! It makes me mad and I know it was only a ten dollar item but seriously. I do my yard for the neighborhood and kids. I am too OLD to Trick or Treat people and you have to start stealing?

Lame, indeed...sorry to hear that. The little sh**s will get what is coming to them someday. That's why I feel lucky we decided to mount ours entirely in the backyard....

Sorry again to hear this, tis bad news. Sadly from what I've read here, not that uncommon...

Oh no ELH that just sucks! Freaking Halloween Bastards ! ummm i mean Thieves !!!! I am so sorry to hear that. I hope one day you are driving around your neighborhood during the holiday and see that flag up at the Thief's house. Thats when you give me a call and I will send my very own flying monkeys (you know the ones with the glittery vests and purple Boas) over and have them not only retrieve your flag but give that skallywag a good old fashioned flying monkey beat down! Dont let the purple Boas fool you, my guys are vicious!

My husbands is here right by me and he says he can even order them to fly by and take dump right on top of their house,... by front door...., and even open their car doors and leave a nice monkey package in there as well Again that was my husband speaking.

Oh I so want the flying monkeys to go to their house! I hope they are in their dreams tonight!!!!

PLEASE people do a search on here for protecting your haunt!! Many of us have some great tips for you!!

lol around here if you try that you could get shot and thats what i would do if i caught someone stealing my stuff lol

Originally Posted by texmaster

PLEASE people do a search on here for protecting your haunt!! Many of us have some great tips for you!!

I understand about protecting your haunt but it was a flag that was screwed in, I thought that would be ok. But sadly mistaken. It could have been worse it is just a flag, it is just my first experience with a 5 finger discount on my yard.

That prop looked amazing and I am so sorry that happened to you.

Originally Posted by ELH(Erin Loves Halloween)

Oh I so want the flying monkeys to go to their house! I hope they are in their dreams tonight!!!!

"Officer Safety Tip".....DO NOT PISS OFF ELH!!!!!!

Erin, I am sorry to hear about you losing your Pirate flag.....I hope karma will pay a visit to those little thieving rat b*#@*~^s!!!!

and what idiots! do they know nothing?? if they were smart theives they'd have taken that awesome skelly pirate instead!! Sorry, just trying to lighten the mood...I'm always paranoid that some little $#@*head is gonna snatch my stuff.....I drive myself nuts checking everything constantly....I'm gonna give myself a coronary....

I hope whoever stole it gets their armpits infested by 10,000 fleas of a camel!