Something odd was happening in my front room last night around midnight with the two young women on the couch.
I focused my flashlight on them and they were sucking (taking turns) on a freshly opened bottle of whiskey!? (As I am doing my front room routine.)
They weren't drunk yet, they said, but thought it would be OK to drink the bottle in my haunted house (would they be drunk then?) "I do not want to be your bartender, it's over, out you both go!"
"But we drove 4 hours to get here!"
"And you couldn't read the signs at the front door?" (As if you Have to somehow tell someone that they can't be sucking on a whiskey bottle as they go through a haunted house?)
It's going to have to be a Real Big Sign as I include things like:"Don't come in here if you are on fire."
"Don't bring animals into the house."? "Don't come in if you are naked."?
AND:"Don't come riding a drunken, burning animal in here when you are naked!"
(Although it might generate some "Press"!)
I just couldn't believe these two!
Thread: They weren't Vampires, But!
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They weren't Vampires, But! –
08-08-2010,02:50 PM
"My Insanity is well-respected, until they wiggle free and become a stringer for a tabloid"
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08-08-2010,03:06 PM
Working 20+ years in the ER has taught me that there are no societal rules anymore!!!
Draco dormiens nunquam titillandus
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08-08-2010,04:07 PM
I personally would not have a problem with two ladies sitting on my couch sucking on a bottle of whiskey.
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08-08-2010,04:09 PM
Wait....this happened last night? Why did they drive 4 hours to get there last night? Do you know these ladies? Tell us more, I'm confused.
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08-08-2010,05:38 PM
The important thing we need to ask is...
were they hot??
(sorry, could not resist.)
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08-08-2010,06:41 PM
I'm a little confused.....
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08-08-2010,07:09 PM
Gym's haunt is open year 'round, if that clears things up any...
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08-08-2010,07:14 PM
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