Thread: Undead vs. Human

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Just thought I would share this 'cause I thought it was cute:

THE BENEFITS OF BEING UNDEAD
1. You always have the energy to walk or run.

Wait, if the undead can run too, that pretty much makes the benefit of being human pointless.

I say the benefit of being human (in case of an attack from the undead) is the ability to acquire and use a firearm.

love it, make a good tshirt

That made me LOL

Rule #1. CARDIO

This is great! lol love it!!!

If this turns into a debate, I am gonna take some people out when they are sleeping. I am tired of these hyper zombies like the ones from video games and 29 Days Later.(I know they aren't technically zombies but just a rage infection blah blah blah) I am a fan of the old zombie movies where Rigor Mortis is actually a factor. Like in Night of the Living Dead, when the transformation was taking place, his muscles seized up from rigor mortis and they had to break it out of the muscles.

love it. am gonna print it off

Originally Posted by Haunter

Wait, if the undead can run too, that pretty much makes the benefit of being human pointless.

I say the benefit of being human (in case of an attack from the undead) is the ability to acquire and use a firearm.

Hey wasn't there a zombie in Land of the Dead that found and shot a gun?

Agree that would make a cool shirt.