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I was talking to my hubby the other night, and told him that if it was possible, when he died, I wanted to take him to a taxidermist and then use him in my haunt. I would be sure to bring him in at night, put him to bed..

He looks over at me and says, "Now that is love"..

See what you people have done to me.. I mean really I could dress him up in a hocky mask.... Wonder if the taxidermist could give him posable arms? Hum, need to google this info..

Originally Posted by TheGothicPrincess

I was talking to my hubby the other night, and told him that if it was possible, when he died, I wanted to take him to a taxidermist and then use him in my haunt. I would be sure to bring him in at night, put him to bed..

He looks over at me and says, "Now that is love"..

See what you people have done to me.. I mean really I could dress him up in a hocky mask.... Wonder if the taxidermist could give him posable arms? Hum, need to google this info..

What kind of motor would you stick in him, or would you use pneumatics?

haha oooh you have a very interesting mind!

ROLF. Hey I could always order a scent machine to have him to smell like a dead corpse.. BTW if you were to actually keep a dead body on ice, take the person off the ice, put outside for your haunt, then at night refreeze them.. How long could you do this for?????????

BTW if you were to actually keep a dead body on ice, take the person off the ice, put outside for your haunt, then at night refreeze them.. How long could you do this for?????????

This is a hypothetical question right?

I'm thinking let him rot and do the corpse thing 1 year and the following year when the bones are clean you will have the ultimate Bucky!

Hmmm... hopefully your husband doesn't start getting suspiscious! It sounds like you're counting down the days lol

Better start reading up on a bodies "rot rate" so you get the most bang for your buck. Dont want your timing to be off.

Originally Posted by Scatterbrains

What kind of motor would you stick in him, or would you use pneumatics?

Ha ha haha! Beat me to it!

***Hooch is laughing so hard tears are coming down her face***

OMG!!!

Only here could you get carefully considered responses, and absolutely NO ONE thinks that is a weird idea.

THIS is why I love you guys!!!

***chuckle***